Gentleman how do you approach women? And women how have you been approached by guys? Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
Women are crazy, unique creatures. I tend to avoid em unless they approach me, half dressed, looking for the D.
Just be like "Yooo I have a 30000 inch penis, meet me in the toilets"...please note I am not responsible for any harm caused by women including slaps to the face to you
The ke$ha field of mate selection theory forwards a less talkative approach that highlights the importance of allowing the woman to initiate selection proceedings. The interested male party offers their rear for the female to hit at her discretion and is to be at all times ready to present his mating tool for her examination prior to the continuation of sexual advances. Transforming into a mask wearing tuxedo guy with a hat is good too apparently. I'd be negligent if I failed to mention that tried and tested winner: http://youtu.be/UQFVSvXpd8o Or y'know, just go talk to her without imposing yourself and don't be a dick. Read the body language. I heard that's good too.
Well, thankfully I work at a busy downtown bar (as a bouncer) so I don't exactly have to do too much approaching. Cute women come up to me all the time and chat me up, if I'm out and about I try to just be me, don't force anything.
Used to it was easy, being young, naive and just wanting to hump every other girl in the trailer park. Plus we couldn't afford cellphones so when you met someone swimming in the crreek, you'd just have to go up and say hi, and start a conversation. Now I'm married and get excited just seeing another live sideboob so I'm not of much help
"yo, yo, yo ~ girrrl! I'm 101 BIG TEX 101!! Nice 2 meet u, too! wanna hit this? It's some fire medical grade..... "
I try to let them know early that I think they are really attractive With a lot of eyecontact and precise, genuine, unintimidating compliments, and I try not to give a single fuck about giving them, even in front of other people. Sort of chosen spots that I'll bring up again and again if I sense they really get flustered by it (like it could be I really like her accent, or that she's got a very graceful walk, or that she has a sunny laugh or w/e) I also try to laugh and smile and joke around a lot and all of this is in my nature I suppose the TLDR is; I play to my nature and try to be direct and carefree A wise woman on this forum once said women like to feel good and be around happy people, and I've found if I aim for that everything works out easier and if you play all your cards right and the planets align y'migh'get'y'dicksuckd edit: I fuck it up a lot tho so take it with a grain of salt