I fully agree with everything you said, especially after watching Beer Wars. Really the only thing that keeps me from hating AB is I grew up in STL.
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America has the shittiest beer in the world. Every time I'm back from vacation from out of the country, I can't stand having to put up with the piss they try to sell cheap. FUCK BUD LIGHT!
What? 41 out of the top 50 beers on BeerAdvocate's top 100 are brewed in the US. Top Beers - Popular - BeerAdvocate Of course, if you are specifically referring to only mass-produced adjunct-laden piss water, then yes, I'd say the European counterparts are generally better than the American version, albeit very slightly.