Holy Shit

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by FreeYourSoul, Jun 30, 2012.

  1. #1 FreeYourSoul, Jun 30, 2012
    Just electrocuted myself. Twice. Didn't realized it shocked me the first time. I'm like, thaaafuuuukkkk? You know?
     
  2. #2 l James l, Jun 30, 2012
    You high or what.
     
  3. #3 FreeYourSoul, Jun 30, 2012
    [quote name='"l James l"']You high or what.[/quote]

    Off my fuckin' balls. Thank god for auto-correct lol. My head is singing everything I type in a robotic voice now it's soothing and calm and nice. ahhhhhhhh....
     
  4. #4 Tosh., Jun 30, 2012
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    emotionally unstable would be the words to describe this situation.
     
  5. #5 ghostonvacation, Jun 30, 2012
    Third time is the charm man, stick a fork in an outlet and go to town
     
  6. #6 FreeYourSoul, Jun 30, 2012
    [quote name='"ghostonvacation"']Third time is the charm man, stick a fork in an outlet and go to town[/quote]

    When I read your comment I couldn't remember what this was for haha. It was pretty fun though *stoned-laugh*. Maybe I'll try it again? Hmmmmeeeeeaaaaiiiiiiïįîíīì haha
     
  7. #7 FreeYourSoul, Jun 30, 2012
    The power in our house went off due to chronic thunderstorms. I smoked a joint and took a steaming hot shower. While the lights were off. Trippy and awesome as fuck.
     
  8. #8 Bubbles42O, Jun 30, 2012
    did someone smoke their first joint?
     
  9. #9 FreeYourSoul, Jun 30, 2012
    [quote name='"Bubbles42O"']did someone smoke their first joint?[/quote]

    By far, no way haha I've had plenty. This was actually only from the extended roach of a joint, which had about 6cm of bud left in it! Just smoked so much within the past few days that I have had to just stop and couldn't smoke any for for that day. I was in mid-joint! :) :smoke:
     
  10. #10 The Gooner, Jun 30, 2012
    [quote name='"FreeYourSoul"']The power in our house went off due to chronic thunderstorms. I smoked a joint and took a steaming hot shower. While the lights were off. Trippy and awesome as fuck.[/quote]

    I see what you did there.
     
  11. #11 Thenewgrower42, Jun 30, 2012
    You should lick the wall outlet, rumors say that it taste like white chocolate souffle.
     
  12. #12 davidtokehead, Jun 30, 2012
    Hahaha fucking wierd i also electricuted myself yesterday while triying to fix my dryer, it went thru my middle finger, felt like my finger vibrating vigorously
     
  13. #13 Thenewgrower42, Jun 30, 2012

    U should try that while making love to your girl then, Shove that finger up her vagina so hard. :devious:
     
  14. #14 FreeYourSoul, Jun 30, 2012
    [quote name='"Thenewgrower42"']You should lick the wall outlet, rumors say that it taste like white chocolate souffle.[/quote]

    [quote name='"davidtokehead"']Hahaha fucking wierd i also electricuted myself yesterday while triying to fix my dryer, it went thru my middle finger, felt like my finger vibrating vigorously[/quote]

    I actually shocked myself last night before losing power! I took off the outlet plate and blabbed the bare outlets and their wiring lol. Obviously I was high off my ass hahaha
     
  15. #15 BIGCHIEFlilshit, Jun 30, 2012
    I was at home just playing on the computer and my mum asked me to unplug the electric fire. I go to pull the plug and its in the socket really tight, i managed to pull it halfway out. Then i decided to get a better grip on the plug to pull it out, i accidently touched two of the pins and i felt a jolt go right up my arm and i could not fucking let go. I was clamped onto that for like 20 seconds before i could let go, that fucker hurt but no burns or owt.
     

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