Holy shit! It all matches up!

Discussion in 'Seasoned Tokers' started by Unknown, Jul 2, 2002.

  1. WHOA! Okay, i just figured the whole religion/weed issue!

    Okay, Bob Marley is always praising god right? Furthermore, he's always smoking pot, so he must know something we don't! Also, when the wise old cradleofganja posted the following scriptures from the bible:

    "And the Earth brought forth grass and herb-yielding seed after its kind and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed after its kind and: and God saw that it was good." Genesis: Chapter 1: Verse 12 (King James Version of the Bible, unless noted).

    "God makes the Earth yield healing herbs, which the prudent man should not neglect." Sirach: 38:4 (Catholic Bible).

    "Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; That which cometh out of the mouth defileth a man." Jesus quoted: Matt. 15:11.

    "In later times, some shall . . . speak lies in hypocrisy . . . commanding to abstain from that which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and now the truth." Paul: 1 Tim. 4:1" - the emperor wears no clothes


    And the fact that god made everything on earth is cool to because....HE MADE WEED ON PURPOSE!!!!

    Cradleofganja is right in another way. NOWHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT MARIJUANA IS FORSAKEN!

    This KICKS ASS!
     
  2. I have this funny picture in my mind of Jesus lighting a bowl in the shape of a fish. LOL!
     
  3. I am not religious at all but I'll just follow your logic. You have to realize that just because he put in on Earth doesn't make it good. Look at all the natural posionous and deadly things we have on earth.

    I wouldn't be surprised if Jesus smoked Ganja or opium but the church would never admit it...
     
  4. Yeah, but everything that is poisonous or deadly is usually for self defence. An example, the common toad carries a large amount of poison on his back so if something tries to attack him he burns there stomach. Anything other than self defence is to provde for food. The only thing that doesnt go along with this theory are the most unpredictiable animal breed.....the human. :)
     
  5. This reminded me of a T-shirt my friend Cameron has..its of Jesus smoking a mad joint and it says "Holy shit! Jesus was a hippy!"....he tried to walk into the vatican with it on and was "escorted" away by the pope police....hes a fucking moron
     
  6. Hey can you ask him where he got the shirt? Maybe every pothead in america can get one and march into the vatican
     
  7. He was on some month long cruise in italy with family and they had some crazy headshop/music store that he got it at, surprising it was in english...you could probably find one on some t-shirt website or something...
     
  8. Well, i bet all the catholic reverends smoke pot, that is, when they're not molesting little boys.
     
  9. lol yeah
     
  10. I bet the ICE CREAM MAN knows lots about that....right? LMAO
     
  11. yeah...but he exceeded the maximum permissable amount of boys he could touch, so the vatican finally had to oust him...Father Ice Cream Man he is no longer... :(

    EDIT: now hes a boyscout troop leader
     
  12. Ice Cream Man: "Okay boys lets pitch the tents then hit the showers!"



    Boy Scout: "Again? That's like the fifth time today. Plus, my ass is getting sore for some reason..."
     
  13. Check out the NEW avatar...lol
     

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  14. crossing the line yet again i see.....
     
  15. Chest hair throws me off...
     
  16. chest hair..???...i thought the ice cream man shaved his entire body..sept for his head....
     
  17. ???? i dunno, maybe he grew it out?
     
  18. I'm talkin about Unknown's version but it's all gravy...
     
  19. whats the difference between acne and a preist?






































    acne waits till your 13 to come on your face
     
  20. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
    i love that one..very funny..haha
     

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