Holy Land

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by TheHempress, May 23, 2004.

  1. I read this on a Mother In Law Forum...I've been reading a lot of those lately, they're very funny. Someone posted this joke:

    A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home, but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150. The guy
    says, "We'll ship her home." The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here." The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
     
  2. That's bad, Hempress!!! LOL!


    So....how do you dig that future mother-in-law of yours???? LMAO!!!!
     
  3. Actually, my future mother in law and my future step-mother in law are very nice. I just like reading the stories, LOL. Some of them are horrifying!
     
  4. Aren't you the lucky girl??? I'm happy for you.
     

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