hippies and nuns and pilots, oh my!

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by phunkyphil, Jul 30, 2002.

  1. The passengers on a small plane are a quite surprised when the pilots arrive. The pilots walk up the aisle, both wearing dark glasses. One has a seeing-eye dog, the other is tapping his way with a white-tipped cane. The cockpit door closes, the engines start up. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway. People by the windows realize they're heading right towards the water at the end of the runway. Panic ensues. Screams fill the air. At that very moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly. Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot turns to the pilot. "Y'know, Bob," he says. "One day they're going to scream too late, and we're all gonna die."

    A hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a Nun in the front
    seat. The Hippie looks over and asks the Nun if she would have sex with him.
    The Nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off at the next
    stop. When the bus starts on it's way the bus driver says to the hippie,if
    you want I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you. The
    hippie of course says that he'd love to know so the bus driver tells him
    that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray
    to the lord. If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder,said the
    bus driver guy, you could tell her you were God and command her to have sex
    with you. Well the Hippie decides to try this out so that Tuesday he goes to
    the cemetery and waits for the nun. And right on schedule the nun shows up.
    When she's in the middle of praying the hippie walks out from hiding, in
    robes and glowing with a mask of god. I am God, I have heard your prayers
    and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first. The nun agrees
    but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to
    this and quickly sets about to go to work on the nun. After the Hippie
    finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, Ha ha, I'm the hippie!! The
    nun replied by whipping off her mask and shouting,Ha ha, I'm the bus
  2. that shit was pretty funny, lol
  3. ok heres another one :D

    There is a pilot, a priest, a rabbi and a boy on a plane.
    The plane is going down.
    The pilot says, "There are only 3 parachutes and I'm taking one of them".
    The pilot jumps out of the plane.
    The priest and rabbi look at each other and say, "What are we gonna do"?
    The rabbi says, "You take one and I'll take the other".
    The priest says, "What about the boy"?
    The rabbi says, "Fuck the boy"!
    The priest says, "Ya think we have enough time"?
  4. The last one was funny...sad...but funny!
  5. except for the first one u are a sick human being

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