How do hillbilly feuds start? here's a good example: Location: South Time: late 70's Setting: Dude's room 2 guys are sitting in a room listening to some tunes and just wasting the day away like usual. School's been blowed off, the sun is sitting high in the sky and our heroes are tapped out on cash. Dude 1 starts to complain because they don't have anything to smoke. "Man I wished we had something to smoke . Are you sure we went through that dime last weekend? Ain't ther nothing left?" " No man, we ain't got shit, unless you want to go cut some grass for that old lady down the road for some spending money" "Fuck that!" That's when Dude 1 spots something on the shelf behind the record collection. "Hey what's that in a jar? Hey man that's a big ass hooter! Hell Yeah! Light that Mofo up!" "No can do man! that's my Skynerd joint!" "Your what?" "I said my Skynerd joint" "What the fuck are you talknig about?" "Jesus man, remember last summer, we was at that Skynerd concert down about 3 rows off the front. Somebody throws this big joint on stage and the Man picks it up, hits it and flips it back out in the crowd' "Yeah, I hear you" 'Well i catch that joint and the Man is looking RIGHT at me, so I take a big-ass hit. He just smiled at me and gave me a wink like 'Hell Yeah you the man!' " "Whose this fucking Man your talking about? "The MAN, it was Skynerd, you know Van Zant!" "You mean the one that died in the plane crash? That was Ronnie, no or was that Donnie?" "Whatever you fucking retard, But i hit a joint right aftyer he hit it man! its like we were blood brothers or something. So I put the joint out, brought it home and put it up in that old Mason jar. I'm going to keep that joint forever, because he's gone now and there won't ever be another one. It's a collectors item" "Hell, its probably just a mexican ditch weed anyway. that's probably why he threw it back out." "I'll kill you for talking about Skynerd like that!"