So I cooked a batch of butterscotch chip cookies on the weekend, of course I added chopped weed to most of the batch. Well I consumed one of the special ones about an hour ago but was getting anxious about my high not setting in after 50 minutes. I normally wait a full hour for the effect to set in before I decide if I should eat a second or a half or any more at all. Since I was getting anxious after 50 minutes I thought, fuck it, and ate a second cookie before waiting the usual hour. Well fuck me cuz I am suddenly getting really high and it's only been 65 minutes since the first one (15 minutes after the second). So this second cookie is going to kick my ass in approximately 55 minutes. I got my Doritos, I got my lemonade, I got my Married... with Children DVD boxset. Let's rock.