Here's a muff joke.

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Dying Giraffe, Mar 30, 2003.

  1. #1 Dying Giraffe, Mar 30, 2003
    So there's these 2 muffins, right?

    And they're sitting in this oven. It's on and they're getting baked (um, cooked).

    So the first muffin says to the second:

    "WOW! It's really hot in here!"

    So the second muffin says to the first:

    "HOLY SHIT! A talking muffin!"
     
  2. #2 RMJL, Mar 30, 2003
    LOL! Funny one, Giraffe!!! Muffins do get baked, by the way! :)
     
  3. #3 Dying Giraffe, Mar 30, 2003
    So there's these 2 muffins, right?

    And they're sitting in this oven. It's on and they're getting baked. I'm talking completely wasted. They just smoked a fat blunt and earlier they were using a 3-footer (wow! and muffins are only a couple inches tall!)

    So the first muffin says to the second:

    "WOW! It's really hot in here! ANd i'm sooooooooo baked! Dude, want to order some wings later? I've got a crazy case of the munchies."

    So the second muffin says to the first:

    "HOLY SHIT! A talking muffin!"
     
  4. #4 RMJL, Mar 30, 2003
    LMMFAO!!!!

    420 times better, Giraffe!!!!!! :)
     

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