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Help With My Paranoia

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by allsop207, Nov 28, 2008.

  1. #1 allsop207, Nov 28, 2008
    Ok, so last night my friend Brad came over. We had some bud and we smoked a joint outside my house, but my mom walked outside on the porch and called my name. She didnt see us because we were behind a brick wall beside our basement, but we dropped the joint and went up there. We told her that we were talking to Brads girlfriend, and I dont know if she quite believed us. Anyway, I was super paranoid for the rest of the night and even after I went to bed. I couldnt sleep at all and it really killed my high!:rolleyes: My parents seem cool now, but I couldve sworn to god that they knew I was uber baked that night. I was just waiting to get "the talk" again! What I am asking is, how do you guys deal with paranoia, and how can I prevent it all together?
     
  2. #2 PheenixTears420, Nov 28, 2008
    I used to get seriously paranoid, but now I have a lock on my door and my paranoia is completely gone.
     
  3. #3 xx_maryjanegirl, Nov 28, 2008
    Sorry to say i can't exactly relate to your problem :(
    I've been smoking with my mom since i was 13, so i never had to hide anything.. (unless i didn't want her to smoke up my stash)
    Why don't you just toke at your buddies house from now on or something?
    Or as mentioned get a lock on your door, put a towel down, maybe light a candle?
    and Voila!
     
  4. #4 Lifted, Nov 28, 2008
    yea yea get a lock or some shit

    neway hey maryjane :poke:
     
  5. #5 C4NNON8411, Nov 28, 2008
    I avoid smoking at my house all together. When I was 13 my dad gave me the drug talk and said he would break all my fingers if he ever caught me smoking weed. So I wouldnt be able to flick a lighter or hold a joint. We both laughed when he said that but he was serious.
     
  6. #6 xx_maryjanegirl, Nov 28, 2008
    Hello there, :] how's it going?
     
  7. #7 Visi0n, Nov 28, 2008
    i have my own aprt. so i can't really relate to this at the moment.

    Try going for a walk or blazin when mom and pops go to work or whatever they do during the day. Also, try using a spoof to mask the sent.

    I case you have no idea what a spoof is, it is a paper towel or toilet paper roll with like 3 4 bownty dryer sheets taped or rubberbanded to one end and you exhale the smoke through the open hole. Also, shove a few down the tube for a better effect. Loosing the sent of MJ could ease your paranoia.

    Also, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. And saying 'Biggie Smalls' in the bathroom mirror 3 times will not cause him to come back from the dead and try to shoot you.
     
  8. #8 Andyking1243, Nov 28, 2008
    i get paranoid about when i have to move things around. Like if i wanna use my moms smoke eliminating air stuff and i put it down funny i could spend 5 mins trying to get it right. Stuff like that but try putting all your supplies away early and wait until you know everyone is gunna be away for a half hour or so. Just dont run outside while your moms poopin to smoke a j
     
  9. #9 Lifted, Nov 28, 2008

    im coolin...got yahoo?
     
  10. #10 SuperManKush, Nov 28, 2008
    never do it at home brah
     

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