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Help me pass my drug test, please!

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by Trilla93, Sep 11, 2012.

  1. #1 Trilla93, Sep 11, 2012
    Hey, today was my first time being tested for a program I am in. I am tested twice a week, and have not smoked for a week. I came out positive for THC, which is bullshit considering I took a 48-hour detox drink from GNC that was supposed to work. Anyway, the person testing me told me that if I continue testing positive he is going to have to refer me to the court so that I can get a more sensitive drug test. I would like to know how I can pass this test and continue smoking.
    I saw that the test is a "Reditest" 5 Panel drug test. The cup that he puts it in reads the temperature of the piss. I am not monitored in a way that my penis is seen but that person stands nearby.
    My ideas so far are:
    -Whizzinator and Warming up synthetic urine in my crotch.
    -Taking some clorox bleach and mixing it in a bit with my piss.
    -Masking it with a detox drink from a headshop, which will have me clean for 3 hours prior to me drinking it.
     
  2. #2 frankenfish, Sep 11, 2012
    fake piss would be the only way if your getting piss tested twice a week
     
  3. #3 Trilla93, Sep 11, 2012

    I'd also like to mention that this is not a lab test, it is a simple instant 5-panel drug test that literally shows negative or positive for (marijuana/cocaine/opiates/amphetamines/benzos)
     
  4. #4 Trilla93, Sep 11, 2012
    bump, somebody has to have experience with these drug tests? they're only 5 panel dip drug tests.
     
  5. #5 frankenfish, Sep 11, 2012
    generally you need over a week for piss test. usually 2+
     
  6. #6 BearJew420, Sep 11, 2012
    I talked to the courts your good to, go smoke up, glad I could help.
     
  7. #7 AlbitheDragon, Sep 11, 2012
    Either suck it up, stop smoking and clean out for whatever program you're in or deal with the consequences. Simple as that.
     
  8. #8 Comptonkhalifa, Sep 11, 2012
    Get a freind who doesnt smoke same sex to pee in something find a way to keep that urine warm and find a way to possibly attach a tube to the side of ur penis and like open the sAck or whatever and like drain some of the urine out and clip it back on possibly. Its a risky one but might work
     

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