I just bought a new guinea pig for the fun of it because I had one when I was a kid and it was so cool! Anyway, it's a small girl with a brown spot on the nose and has spiky hair in the front. I kind of wanna give it a "stoney" name, but I can't think of anything. Help me out?
Lets see a picture of him to help give him a better suited name.. With a little brown spot she* can be named mold
Tiny pets are funny, and they deserve funny and overly dignified names and titles they don't deserve. Also, because their limited mind prevents serious interaction, they should be provided a backstory as to how they ended up in your apartment. For instance, my gerbil is Congressman Wiggles, who was thrown out of office for showing up drunk too many times, and I'm running a gerbil rehab centre. I took her in and now she's getting better, and she only drinks water. You can invent whichever story you think is best.