He said... She said

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Apr 19, 2001.

  1. He said... Want a quickie?
    She said...As opposed to what?
    He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
    She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

    He said... "This coffee isn't fit for a pig!"
    She said..."No problem, I'll get you some that is."

    She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
    He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

    He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
    She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

    He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
    She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

    He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
    She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

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