Have you ever taken a shit and farted at the same time?

I love when I have to take a huge shit and it all comes out in one solid log

 

My shit is so beautiful, I never flush.

 

[quote name='"Full Melt"']My shit is so beautiful, I never flush.[/quote]

Might as well fart into a bag and throw it in the fridge so you can smell it later

 

Yeah, happened to me earlier. It went "PLOP!", then maybe .5 seconds later i farted. Felt weird.

 

I've done the illest shit you couldn't imagine in your wildest nightmare

in public

 

I wish to see your toilet sir.

 

yea i farted so hard once it nearly started a fucking tsunami in my toilet bowl

 

I only use the work toilets. The feeling of satisfaction you get when you're being paid to shit can only be matched by sex.

 

you dont flush?

 

Well, yeah. Is it possible to shit without farting?

I imagine the torpedo would be a splasher, that feeling you get when the toilet water hits your asshole.

 

[quote name='"Cruizer"']Well, yeah. Is it possible to shit without farting?

I imagine the torpedo would be a splasher, that feeling you get when the toilet water hits your asshole.[/quote]

It's worse when you pissed first and you feel piss water clinging to your ass hairs