have any of you had dreams about sucking your own dick?

Discussion in 'General' started by iphidamas, Feb 11, 2015.

  1. #22 Cawdswallup, Feb 12, 2015
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    I had a dream like this once. Never had any intention of sucking my own dick afterwards though.

    I did have a dream about sucking on my girlfriends feet once though and woke up just wanting to do that. It was irresistible so I tried. Turns out I may have a slight to moderate foot fetish.




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  2. one can only dream *sigh*
     
  3. Reminds me of a thread and poll i started in SLR asking who considered autofellacio, who attempted, and who succeeded :laughing:.
     
  4. Posts like this make me worry bout the future of the human race... one minute im readin posts about some good weed, and now some dude is havin dreams bout suckin his own dick...

    Bruh, ur gay
     
  5. When I was a child I could give myself a decent blowjob, never did it though, and never had any dreams about it... that's for sure.
     
     
    Maybe remove a floating rib or 2 and crossdress, might start making some music too.
     
  6. How do you know you could give yourself a decent blowjob if you never did?


    I don't know man.. Something doesn't add up.


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  7. Never dreamt it but, embarrassingly enough, I've tried it... several times. First off it's impossible not to use teeth. Secondly, it's alright but not as good as you'd think. Compare it to masturbating yourself as opposed to someone else doing it to you. You're basically masturbating with a dick in your mouth.
     
  8. Hey man, I can cook a banging omelet.. but I never made an omelet in my entire life. Problem?
     
  9. #30 777S, Feb 12, 2015
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    I do have the reach to do it. I'm a slim guy and must have the right body proportions/flex or something because I got the cut price standard unit rather than the deluxe porn star edition. However it's such an uncomfortable position that it's basically pointless. I'd imagine that someone for someone better equipped it would be cool though since everyone's dick is different and you could give yourself the perfect bj since you'd know exactly what you want. Just guessing.
     
    The good body flex does have some neat applications when a partner is involved though ;)
     
  10. Thankfully no...
     
  11. Lol is it only a BI weekly happening?
     
  12. Whenever there's sex involved in my dreams there's always a really long build up and then I wake up literally just as shit's about to get sexy.

    Those are some seriously pissed off mornings.
     
  13. You gay? What type a dreams you get?

    Fuck yo presents!
     
  14. Yeah a few times. It never feels that great though. Like trying to tickle yourself, doesn't really work.


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  15. Hahahaha no.
     
  16. I've had dreams of doing that and it was quite pleasurable but when I actually tried it I think I fucked up my back for good.
     
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  17. We all know what you been googling now:laughing:
     
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