Hardcore Pawn opportunity (help needed!)

and if you do go in,

tell the fucking little cunt bitch slut of a daughter that she is a fucking bitch.

lol

i really do hate her, she is retarded and is always wrong, yet will always say shes right.

lol /rant.

 

Do you want pure gold?

Stamp a HUGE green Cannabis leaf on the underside of it, and then hand it over upside down.

And then tell them, that they always looked homo on de tele, but they REALLY look homo in real lyfe.

Haha. jk

 

They're going to rip you the fuck off



But.. you should do it and give a Grasscity shout out. SUP BLADESSSSSS

 

yessssss do it

 

Ahaha subbed for the awesomeness that is going to come out of this

 

omfg best troll ever is to go in with a justin bieber shirt and act like a stoned dbag! gl

 

Just be like I will trade it for a qp of some chronic. Then proceed to pull out your marijuana cigarette and ask if they would like a toke. When they refuse flip the fuck out and get mad at them for "judging you" or whatever. Also make sure to wear some ridiculous shit. Haha have fun bro

 

I watch hardcore porn all the time is it similar?

 

Tell them that the bond has created miraculous history when sold around the South and was the very bond sold by the government to increase revenue for spending on the Texas revolution.

Then, say, "Auction Kings is the top notch." While winking, of course to show affiliation

 

fuck yeah! I agree with this. Put makeup on to look like a ghost. Then go in there and be like..."yeah, I'm a fucking ghost, ghosts need money too ya know"

 

Show up high as fuck on a scooter. With hella red eyes. Then when they ask for the war bond be like holy shit I left it in my car. Then go back outside your scooter. Act like you're unlocking it like a car then grab it. Then "lock it again". Then go back In and negotiate and right when it seems like you reached a compromise, act like you're gonna accept then just turn around and walk out with out saying anything. Then scooter away in style

 

Dude, I watch that show all the time, name drop grasscity forreal, Rick roll them lol. Shit troll the SHIT outta them, start acting a fool get in Lez's face and act all hard and shit and say GRASSCITYS THE SHIT while they kicking you out! and no one will know what you're talking about. ask for a million dollars for it and bring the weridest person you know along ya know just for comdey. I will geek the fuck out if I see this.


No fuck that, Pull a blues brothers and ask him to trade you his daugher for the bond, and ask for a binding contact to state it. Hahahaha. Just be like how much for the women?! I'll give you the bond and 100$

 

You should do the entire interview with this face.

 

You should tell them the guys from the show Pawn Stars offered more money and then talk shit about Hardcore Pawn. The crazier you are the better because they love putting in clips of people getting kicked out.

Or somehow find a way to dress like the owner and then walk in there and mock everything that he does. He's a complete dick but it's what makes the show so funny.

 

yeah man thatd be fuckin awesome. go in with the leather jacket chain and pony tail ripped as a mofo, then drop GC and if you can say a phrase on Tv for me ill mail you a pipe or something aha

 

This! Lmao

 

When you are negotiating with them, give them the stink eye and start panting like a dog, breathing really heavily like your thinking of accepting or denying the offer. There gunna think your fucking weird as hell and it would be hilarious.

 

Just keep going on and on about how the south should have won the war.

 

Say it belonged to jesus lol