Hands Free Whopper Holder

Discussion in 'General' started by Sarkons, Jun 6, 2013.

  1. #1 Sarkons, Jun 6, 2013
  2. #2 UnsuspiciousUsername, Jun 6, 2013
    What if I get a big mac?
     
  3. #3 Boson-H, Jun 6, 2013
    so much smaller, but so much tastier....dat saucey sauce.....
     
  4. #4 sofakingstoned, Jun 6, 2013
    I keep thinking of my gf everytime I see this thread title.
     
  5. #5 aznno0odles, Jun 6, 2013
    i love to eat and drive. also, i approve.
     
  6. #6 rain dancer, Jun 6, 2013
    I can just see the lawsuit after some fatass drives into a wall eating hands free and that fucking hands free burger holder becomes a permanent part of the forehead due to airbag.

    Lawyer: "yeah ford, your airbag was safe....but had you tested it on a dummy wearing a hands free burger holder, you'd see just how UNSAFE it really is!!!!"

    Jury: We award the defendants family 14 trillion dollars.
     
  7. #7 Sarkons, Jun 9, 2013
     
    lmao dude thats hilarious
     
  8. #8 leddleleedlelee, Jun 9, 2013
    Only in America 
     
  9. #9 The3amJunkie, Jun 9, 2013
     
    FUNNY~! :)... the sad thing about that though is this has happened way to many damn times.
     
  10. #10 Mister Dank PhD, Jun 9, 2013
    This made me laugh SO HARD. you have no fucking idea.
     
  11. #11 Rebel Eye, Jun 9, 2013
    That's so Idiocracy, I love it. 
     
  12. #12 TinTizzy, Jun 9, 2013
    also need the helmet with the straw for the drink
     
  13. #13 tbarb, Jun 9, 2013
    maybe one day well have a Hands Free ass wiper to go with the Whopper you just ate
     
  14. #14 Chrismittty, Jun 9, 2013
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    This must be an American invention. Who else would be down with continuing menial tasks with a massive slab of beef, bread and condiments chillin in ya face.
     

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