and the barber says the long haired freaky people need not wait so I put on a wig over my bald head and went in to ask him why he said you look like you need a shave and hair cut I think you do so I took off my wig and said admagin that huh you cutting my hair. (Chorus) hair hair everywhere there hair plugging up the drains breaking the pipes red blond black brunet can't you comb your hair and the sign says anyone with messy hair will be shot on sight so I jumped on my soap box and yelled at the crowd what gives you the right to judge other peoples looks while not caring about yours if god were here he'd tell it to your face man you need a hair cut (Chorus) hey now mister can't you read you got to have a certain comb to your seat no you can't cut no you can't comb you aint supposed to cut here and the sign says you got to have a hairbrush to get inside and the sign says everybody welcome come in and get a hair cut for free and they passed around a mirror at the end of it all and I didn't eyes to see so I got me a comb and scissors and I made up my own fucking due and it looked like a bird ripped through it all but I'm alive and doing fine. (Chorus) (Chorus)