Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: yo Stranger: Hey You: did it hurt? Stranger: hurt? You: yes You: masturbating with hand sanatizer Stranger: lol You: ?? Stranger: i dont know Stranger: i never try it You: oh me either You: smoke bud? Stranger: sorry.., i never ever do like you think.. Stranger: hehe so i dont know You: .... You: i smoke weed You: i love life You: i dontbelive in god You: but i am a better person than most cristians You: do i go to hell? Stranger: maybe.., if you're better person.. why dont you choose a religion? Stranger: why you are not belive in God? You: if i were to choose any religion it would be budhism or however you spell it You: all religions now seem false You: they have sprung from other religions that sprung from other religions You: if anything is right it is some of the earliest forms of religion You: plus most people who say they are cristian do not life a cristian life You: i respect muslims because they are so true to there religion You: even if there beliefs are so extreme Stranger: ehhmm.., okay.. i agreed with you but i think is more better you have a religion? its up to you.. you want to be muslim? christian? buddhism? You: lol i want to be happy You: religion seems to keep me from living my life to the fullest You: ive been very depressed latley Stranger: yeah some people maybe think like you ^_^ You: i cant stop thinking all we are is bacteria You: if you look at this world from another beings veiw point all we are is cancer You: los angelous from a sky veiw doesnt look like a city to me, just cancer growing on thisearth You: killing this earth You: creating smog You: but we can change Stranger: ahahah, yeah we can change but its hard to change.. You: but as of right now i think the human race is doing more harm than good, people need to open there eyes, and in a way god kinda stops them form thinking beyond this mess You: i dont tottaly belive god is fake but if he is there i could really use him Stranger: you can't see God.., but you can feel it.. Stranger: if no God in here.. who will plan about everything? You: chance? You: the chance that life could start on earth You: the cahnce that i could be happy again You: space scares me, its so big and we are so minute You: what if nothing matters? You: than why do i stick arond if im unhappy You: the after life may be more happy for me You: but maybe there is no after life You: im stuck in a hell on earth Stranger: sometimes i felt it.. Stranger: but i try to silent and write it all in book.. (if you dont have a friend).., and i can keep my normal life.. You: if god brings someone happyness thats all that matters Stranger: cause i do my life is unhappy too You: but i cant seem to find anymore happyness in him You: even just talking to a stranger like you though akes me feel so much better You: the only reason i stick around really is family and the hope that things will get better You: i wont commit suicide because i feel suicide is for selfish people who give up too easy You: but i feel so uncomfortable all the time Stranger: okay.. you are so uncomfortable and unhappy maybe you need to pray to him.. Stranger: try it Stranger: you need to pray and try dont just pray or dont just try do it both You: i will You: what religion are you if you dont mind me asking? Stranger: im muslim hehe You: seriously? Stranger: yeah You: good You: are you from the middle east? Stranger: im asian You: oh nice Stranger: you? where you from? im from Indonesia.. do you know it? You: im from the united states. the state of michigan You: americans are too closed minded You: they think there belifes are more real than others You: they think that everything they do is right You: we are in a war because we disagree with another religion and race You: whos to say that they are wrong? my life is shit.......
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hola You: just kidding i dont know spanglish Stranger: where you from? You: detroit You: ish You: i guess You: im just really in it for teh lulz Stranger: are you crazy? You: like a transgender turtle fucking his second cousin after a weird drunken encounter at a thanksgiving dinner when they were 15 in the garage You: get it? You: because theyre both thai Your conversational partner has disconnected. FOR TEH LULZ Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: really? Stranger: hello You: I'm gonna have to start the fucking conversation? Stranger: asl? You: 17 You: girl You: cali Stranger: 20 m uk Stranger: what conversation were u abt to start? You: about cockslapping your daughter Stranger: what the fuck? You: you know where its at You: all about cockslapping Your conversational partner has disconnected. This one was all on purpose Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: entertain me Stranger: 。 Stranger: 什么人 You: aaaahhhh You: chicks Stranger: 鸡你吗比 You: oh wait Stranger: 煞笔 You: that was supposed to be a racial slur Stranger: 草你吗比 Stranger: 懂？ Stranger: 日你吗比垃圾 Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: from? You: us u? Stranger: france Stranger: m or f ? You: f Stranger: im m Stranger: how old are u ? You: 18 u? Stranger: 20 Stranger: but i look younger Stranger: cuz i've a babyface Stranger: You: mmm Stranger: haha Stranger: what do you know about french guys ? You: Not much lol Stranger: haha Stranger: they're awesome at kissing Stranger: u know ? Stranger: You: Really? Stranger: yeah Stranger: frenchkiss, u heard ? You: Yep,love those hehe Stranger: haha Stranger: how about american girls Stranger: tell me about hem Stranger: them Stranger: and u Stranger: i wonder Stranger: You: Weeelll... You: I love older guys hehe Stranger: like 20 ? You: Yep lol Stranger: haha so nice Stranger: tell me about u Stranger: ur habits Stranger: lifestyle Stranger: You: Well I sleep in the nude hehe You: I love the way the sheets feel against my cock Stranger: huh Stranger: u male ? You: The air against my balls is fantastic.u ever tried? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I must say, before you read this convo that i was fucking tripping balls and this dude must have been too lol enjoy Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: hello random stranger You: how do you do there old chap? Stranger: quite well actually. You: riveting! Stranger: indeed You: jolly good! Stranger: cheerio You: pip You: pip You: cheerio Stranger: lol You: ive dropped my monocle Stranger: o dear You: indeed Stranger: thats a terrible faux pax You: tis indeed Stranger: indubitably You: i am most embarrassed Stranger: as well you should be You: hows your mum? Stranger: she's doing well. just had a spot a tea and now shes off to bed Stranger: and yours? You: jolly good, shes quite well, just got back from a trip to the country, most relaxing Stranger: oh? that sounds most lovely You: she had a most good time Stranger: i bet she did indeed. did her monocle stay in place? You: bah ripping good laugh gent, like women wear monocles! what a ludicris statement! Stranger: oh! what a silly mistake i have made! You: ah yes but we will forgive you..this time! You: ha! You: would you like a spot of brandy? Stranger: that sounds quite nice Stranger: i would enjoy it if you please sir You: oh barnaby! get this nice fellow a brandy! You: Barnaby: yes sir, right away sir Stranger: how is old barnaby the chap You: poor little fellow, his child has a fever, a most incurrable disease Stranger: oh no! You: indeed Stranger: thats a terrible spot of luck You: a bit of a sticky wicket Stranger: yes quite You: you know what would be quite funny? Stranger: do tell You: a man in women's clothing Stranger: ha! that would be jolly good, sir You: that gives me an idea! You: oh barnaby! You: Barnaby: yes sir? You: here put on this frock You: Barnaby: yes sir You: *barnaby puts on frock You: * You: ha yes ripping good laugh! Stranger: ripping good indeed You: thank you barnaby that will be all Stranger: barnaby makes a dashing female don't you think? You: yes if i did not know better id say he was a regular marie antoinette! HAHAH! Stranger: HAHAHA! Stranger: you, sir, are a witty one. You: why thank you! You: i pride myself on my wit Stranger: you are quite welcome You: for if we did not have wit our good lord would get bored and smite us! Stranger: indeed he would Stranger: and without a speck of warning You: ah how do you stand on the king's divorce to the queen? Stranger: quite a scandal You: indeed it is Stranger: quite so You: the church has no place to tell the king who he may marry Stranger: that is true, he is the king after all. You: you speak heresy sir! Stranger: nay! You: you say the king is above the lord? Stranger: i do not. I say the church and the king are two different entities, but the king should still be able to converse with the lord. Stranger: to hear what he has to say directly. he is the king you know. he should be able to do that at least You: are you saying the king is the pope good sir? because only the pope may speak with the lord Stranger: then why do we all pray my good sir. to speak to him ourselves. is it not so? You: you speak heresy in my household good sir! You: i must ask you to leave at once! Stranger: i am quite sorry you should think so ol chap Stranger: would you rather duel at dawn? You: yes! You: we shall duel! You: and my god will protect me Stranger: pick your weapon good sir You: and yours shall smite you for heresy Stranger: and we shall see what we shall see Stranger: my god loves me You: your god believes in divorce! he is a false god! Stranger: your god is a nancy boy! You: i resent that good sir! You: we shall duel! Stranger: oh i'm quite sorry, i meant to say, your god is a woman! Stranger: what is your weapon of choice my good fellow? You: GOOD SIR! I WILL HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY! Stranger: PISTOLS AT DAWN IT IS! You: agreed! You: in front of the court house! Stranger: then there it shall be You: very well and good day! Stranger: is barnaby to be your second? You: no my son is to be my second! Stranger: ah how nice You: oh matthew! Stranger: and how is the lad? You: homosexual sadly Stranger: oh. shame You: indeed You: he is a disgrace to this family Stranger: i'm sure he's not all that bad. as long as he doesnt tell the pope. You: ah but god knows, does He not? Stranger: truer words have not yet been spoken You: thank you kind sir You: i no longer wish to duel with you Stranger: oh indeed? You: i have no querral with you good sir Stranger: why you are too kind, sir, too kind. You: i say You: we shoot my son You: we can not have that kind of You: rif raf You: in MY house! Stranger: rif raf indeed. Stranger: however we should not bloody our own hands my friend You: and how do you propose we do the deed then? Stranger: get ol' barnaby and i shall call my butler, gerald, and we can have them do the deed. You: ah but are they not under oath to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in court? You: should they be captured Stranger: ah true. You: we would be foiled@! Stranger: hmm... this is quite the conundrum You: indeed what a quagmire! Stranger: well, there must be a simpler solution to this all... You: by scott ive got it! Stranger: do tell! You: the most dangerous game! Stranger: i'm listening You: we set matthew on an island and hunt him for sport! Stranger: oh my dear sir! what an excellent suggestion, if i do say Stranger: oh, but we shall have to keep this secret from my daughter, mary, as she is quite fond of matthew as a friend. You: your daughter shall marry me then! Stranger: but what of your wife? You: what of her? she will be on the island with matthew Stranger: ah. you've tired of her have you? You: ah yes, she is far too old, she is 17 for god's sake! Stranger: by jove! Stranger: and she's still alive? You: ive asked myself the same! Stranger: my dear sir, i am so sorry to hear. You: it appears i have spontaneously combusted Stranger: what? thats not good at all. You: indeed it is quite painful Stranger: how the telly? still intact? You: not at all, in fact im sure i am going to be dead soon Stranger: oh dear, You: just do me one favor before i meet the lord Stranger: anything You: kill my homosexual son You: he need not suffer in vain Stranger: i shall carry out your wish You: oh and take barnaby and his family into your house You: he is a good servant Stranger: i concur, jolly good. You: fare thee well old friend! Stranger: ta! You have disconnected.
New recruit for grasscity! Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: People on here just keep getting weirder. You: But hey Stranger: That's awesome You: Seriously some Korean guy just got pissed b/c I said it must suck to live in Korea; then he told me he was going to fuck with my mom. You: Anyway. You: Where you from ? Hopefully not Korea. Stranger: lol Stranger: Norway Stranger: you know, south korea is kinda rich Stranger: so it can't be that bad You: Well from my perspective. I guess I'm close-minded You: I'm from Ohio. It's not all that great. : ) Stranger: haha, never been to America, so can't tell if Ohio is a good thing or a bad thing Stranger: You: Mostly cornfields, potheads, construction sites, and power plants. Haha Stranger: doesn't sound bad to me You: lol You: Well when your an ex-pothead who prefers living in city limits and is against the pollution of power plants, it's kind of like hell. Stranger: ex-pothead? You: Yea I quit. It'll be a year on Oct. 31 Stranger: grats. Stranger: why quit toking? You: My older brother died from a drug overdose, and his baby's mom wouldn't stay off of drugs to take care of her kid. So my sister and I cleaned up and took custody of his 18 month old baby girl Stranger: ah Stranger: figures You: Well worth it. You: Trust me I wasn't the type to quit for just anybody You: But in that situation... oh yeah. You: Someday I will move to Amsterdam and start tokin again. Stranger: hehehe, I went to amster this summer Stranger: was awesome Stranger: Found my tolerance to be quite low You: I bet ! I wanted to go for my senior trip but couldn't afford it You: I'd say I had a low tolerance.. because I didn't smoke many different strains, I just smoked pretty much the same shit every day Stranger: I tried a nice collection Stranger: "Amnesia Haze" ended up as my fav. both in taste and effect You: Nice. You: How old are you ? Stranger: 2 Stranger: 0 You: lol You: Me too You: Guy ? Stranger: yeh You: Me too Stranger: haha, stoner-chicks is a rarity You: Shittt yeah. I know. But every once in awhile you find them. You: Ever been on grasscity.com ? Stranger: nope Stranger: Norsk Cannabisforum: Hovedside You: It's pretty badass website all about weed Stranger: for norwegian Stranger: norcan.no at least Stranger: ah Stranger: I'll check it out You: Lots of stoner chicks there too haha Stranger: cool You: If you sign up on there get at me, my username is Bam Bam .. I'm at work so I gotta go. peace out Stranger: cya!
Stranger: hey You: wasup dude! Your conversational partner has disconnected. and the one two above me is the funniest thing ive ever read
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: I DO COCAINE Stranger: yay? Stranger: yayo Stranger: lulz You: chickitachikitaYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH Stranger: i doubt you do cocaine Stranger: how much do you get it for You: IM DOCTA RAWKSZOOOOO You: I DO COCAINE Stranger: boring Stranger: you're the type of person to die their first time from cocaine You: CHICKITAYEAAAAAAH Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi You: you high Stranger: not yet You: damn You: i just smoked a blunt Stranger: just a sec You: alrite Stranger: theeeere we go You: hahaaa Stranger: damn Stranger: thats some good shit You: haha You: what you smoking outta You: Grasscity.com Forums - Marijuana Growing and Smoking Community Stranger: straight up joint You: nice Stranger: rolled myself You: i love my juicy jay papersss man there the best Stranger: flavored? You: yeah You: otherwise straight up zig zagsss Stranger: thats where its at You: helll yeaa Stranger: damn You: whatup You: where you from You: wisconsin here Stranger: right here, man Stranger: haha Stranger: sitty Stranger: shitty You: haha You: man You: you should check that site out, and sign up ! You: its amazing Stranger: what site? You: Grasscity.com Forums - Marijuana Growing and Smoking Community Stranger: dude Stranger: sweet You: yeah man youll like it Stranger: awesome Stranger: thanks man You: no problem man You: my name is HIT THE BONG Stranger: haha Stranger: ill look you up You: haaha aite Stranger: peace You: later
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2177 users online Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Howdy! You: hey hey You: whats going on tonight? You: i just ate tacos Stranger: I am ridiculously tired, and should probably go to sleep. Stranger: Tacos are delicious. You: the internet is great at preventing that You: man they are You: soft or crunchy? Stranger: I had manicotti like 4 hours ago. That was good. Stranger: Soft. I had some yesterday, actually. Stranger: Qdoba or Chipotle? You: chipotle You: nice You: i miss ca burritos You: the taqueria burritos were massive You: smoke chronic? Stranger: Gah. I love Qdoba. I was born in CA and have been there a handful of times, but I live in MO now. I really like it there, but it has a high cost of living. Stranger: No, smoking is for squares and people with no willpower. You: MO? never been You: ahh You: lots of mountains in MO? You: farewell You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 19 m ny You: 18 f ny Stranger: im from long island, u? You: SHUT UP im from long island 2 small world huh? Stranger: yeaaa Stranger: im in nassau You: im in manhatten now i moved Stranger: o ok Stranger: do u hav yahoo You: na Stranger: u horny babe? You: yes i am kinda wet lol Stranger: mmm Stranger: got any pix? You: on my facebook Stranger: can i c Stranger: il add u You: i wanna c u 1st Stranger: wana c my myspace Stranger: ZODIAC - METH MOUTH op MySpace Music â€â€œ Gratis gestreamde MP3â€â„¢s, fotoâ€â„¢s en Videoclips You: i dont use myspace but sure Stranger: if u like il take some cock pix 4 u You: ok babe You: u look like pitbull, thats sexy Stranger: want dick pix? You: can i be your groupe lol Stranger: def You: yes sir Stranger: show me u first You: ok hold on lemme bring up my facebook Stranger: kkk You: Login | Facebook Stranger: i sent u a request Stranger: u look cute. You: lol guess what ima dude you just got punked!!!!! Stranger: homo Stranger: sayn i look like putbull n im sexy You: may this b a lesson 2 u Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback
HAHA ^^ funny stuff. ive had some great conversations with people from india, china, and other places. i expressed my veiws that alot of americans are stuck up, although they suprisingly didnt agree. most forgieners ive met actually look up to americans. we need to set a better example.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I am gay, Are you ok with that? Stranger: I am not, but if you need to chat no worries You: I have a problem You: I am trying to STOP being gay You: I know that God frowns upon it Stranger: do you hv a steady girl? You: No Stranger: try get one You: I just broke up with my lover Stranger: sorry to hear that You: Does God hate me? Stranger: no Stranger: we are god's children You: I broke up with him so I could be good again You: My mother wont speak to me You: My father hates me Stranger: bad Stranger: but you could pick up your life again You: I am contemplating dying... You: I dont think so Stranger: please You: Everyone hates me You: Jesus, My family... Stranger: No, just hang on there You: The bible says "thou shalt not lie with a man as one lies with a woman" You: God despises me... You: I have pistol in my hand right now... Stranger: wow You: I am hated by God Stranger: I am worry sick You: I must cleanse my sins from the You: Good bye Your conversational partner has disconnected.
ahhahah Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: im horny what about u You: to You: catch You: a You: predator Stranger: wtf that just happened
HAHAHAH ive seen that show, this one is pretty hilarious. And I like the old english one, it went on forever but was fuckin funny
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: female with webcam? You: yes Stranger: i'm m Stranger: ok? You: how old Stranger: 25 u Stranger: \ You: 23 Stranger: good Stranger: from? You: usa You: u Stranger: swiss Stranger: r u alone? You: yes Stranger: fell to play together in cam? You: what? Stranger: do you wanna play together in webcam? You: u gotta work for it babe Stranger: LOL Stranger: what do i have to do Stranger: ? You: make me wet Stranger: do u wanna see me for first in cam Stranger: and the you show me? You: yes Stranger: skype? You: i dont use that Stranger: what do u have You: I have a PENIS! Your conversational partner has disconnected