Hahaha fun messing with weirdos on omegle

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Pyromanic, Sep 15, 2009.

  1. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: are you a horny girl that wants to cam 2 cam? i'm a 15 year old guy
    You: Yes
    Stranger: nice
    Stranger: you a girl?
    You: Yea
    Stranger: how old are you?
    Stranger: :)
    You: 20
    Stranger: nice
    Stranger: do you have a cam?
    You: Lmfao I'm yanking your chain I'm a dude
    Stranger has disconnected.

    Everyone go on omegle and mess with these weirdoes!!! Lmfao post your stories here
     
  2. Did you read the other omeagle post and just create another thread?
     
  3. So you're one of those assholes that makes it impossible to have an interesting conversation on Omegle and consequently, made me stop using it. Hey! :wave:
     

  4. Easy, man...get your cam set up, I'll jerk my cock off for you! :hello:


    Hahahaha ahh shiiittt :bongin:
     
  5. You: hi
    Stranger: hey
    You: so
    You: o_O
    You: do you smoke
    Stranger: no i dont smoke but i drink
     
  6. Stranger: Hello
    You: hi
    Stranger: From?
    You: USA
    You: you?
    Stranger: Iraq
    You: oh shit
    You: were at war
     
  7. You: hi
    Stranger: hello
    You: from?
    Stranger: how.are.you
    Stranger: spacebarbroken
    Stranger: whats.up
    You: nothing
    You: you smoke?
    Stranger: herb?
    You: yes sir
    Stranger: of.course.
    You: http://forum.grasscity.com/real-life-stories/463650-hahaha-fun-messing-weirdos-omegle.html
    Stranger: holy.shit
    Stranger: this.must.be.fucking.greatStranger: hahahahahaha
    You: go check out GC
    You: that site is the shit
    Stranger: i've been to GC
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  8. Stranger: Doug??? i was talkin to doug. Is this you?? Tell me what state you are in to prove this is doug!
    You: i aint doug, but im better
    Stranger: how is that??
    You: iunno
    You: how is doug so good
    Stranger: he just is
    Stranger: bye gotta go find doug
    You: k
     
  9. Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: oh hai
    You: hi
    You: do you like soup?
    Stranger: i do
    You: kk just wondering
    You have disconnected.
     
  10. Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Hello

    Stranger: are you a horny girl?

    You: Of course

    You: Are you a horny boy?

    Stranger: of course

    You: Then you need to get the fuck out your crib and get a bitch you fucking loser.

    Stranger: i guess thats why ur on the same website right cunt?

    You: I'm posting this on a forum =) I'm just here to fuck with perverts like you

    You: Everyone gets to see this and laugh at it. Should be interesting.

    Stranger: right right..good try..go suck on mommas tits a little more then go to bed bitch

    EDIT: LOL. This was funny.

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey im looking for a sexy girl with pics or cam for MSN
    You: The Devil is inside me.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  11. LOL That guy owned you
     
  12. Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: male

    Stranger: u

    You: female (;

    Stranger: age

    You: 18

    You: you?

    Stranger: 21

    Stranger: from

    You: cali

    You: you?

    Stranger: france

    Stranger: have u boyfriend

    You: 3

    Stranger: really

    Stranger: :D:D:D

    You: wanna be #4?

    Stranger: wuuuw

    Stranger: ok

    You: im america we have many boyfriends

    Stranger: why not

    Stranger: have u msn

    Stranger: hotmail

    Stranger: dervis_gulmez@hotmail.com

    Stranger: add me

    Stranger: ok

    You: okay (;

    You: im wet

    You: my pussy is wet

    Stranger: really

    Stranger: can ı see u

    Stranger: have u msn or yahoo

    Stranger: ?

    Stranger: r u there

    You: yeah

    You: sorry im fingering myself

    Stranger: give me msn

    Stranger: pls

    Stranger: really

    Stranger: wuuuw

    You: www . fuckyou . com
    You have disconnected.





    Horny French bastards.
     
  13. Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: read quran
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    wtf?
     
  14. Stranger: hi

    You: Hello

    Stranger: from?
    You: Chicago. What about you?

    Stranger: Columbia, SC....

    Stranger: home of the Cocks haha
    You: You smoke?

    Stranger: I smoke weed.

    Stranger: yes!!!!!

    You: Yeaah!

    Stranger: everyone should... there would be NO wars anywhere.

    You: so, whered you find out about this websight?
    Stranger: oh, my friend showed it to me

    Stranger: the first night... we had a dude that thought we were God.

    Stranger: he wanted to talk to either Tupac or Jerry Garcia.

    Stranger: I was hooked after that haha

    You: Haha, Jerry Garcia is my hero.
    Stranger: Agreed


    Stranger: oh dude! have you seen the Lego pipes?

    You: Lego pipes? No..

    Stranger: oh you've gotta check this shit out.

    Stranger: hold on.

    You: k

    Stranger: Lego Pipe - Marijuana.com

    Stranger: you can buy em somewhere but that's the first link that came up........ the ones that are pre-made are better.

    You: oh, I have a bong, and a steam roller, and a chillum, i prefer glass..


    Stranger: gotcha.

    Stranger: well dude, got a early fuckin psych class tomorrow....

    Stranger: Peace out


    Your conversational partner has disconnected


    My stranger was actually pretty normal.:D
     
  15. so lets see... i just got done watching this show pimp my ride that my son insisted on me watching so ill just copy the internet people and joke about his insesant need to put way too many monitors in a car.

    ill edit when im done
     
  16. LOL

    Stranger: hey

    You: hi

    Stranger: asl

    Stranger: :)

    You: 257-Hermaphrodite-Mars
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  17. Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi. ninjas or pirates?
    You: midgets
    Stranger: apocalypse : zombies or robots?
    You: zombies
    Stranger: why midgets?
    You: well I'm not down with dwarfs thats for sure
    Stranger: neither of those were options
    You: whats your occupation?
    Stranger: i make magazines
    You: I make homes
    You: For aminal Critters
    You: jello or pudding
    Stranger: coolbeans
    Stranger: pudding...chocolate
    You: herpes or aids
    Stranger: oo, tough one....herpes. i won't die from it
    You: wanna meet up?
    Stranger: maybe. where do you live?
    You: alabama
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  18. Stranger: supp
    You: chillin like a mofo
    Stranger: fair enuff male or female ??
    You: female... you?
    Stranger: male
    Stranger: sweeetttt
    Stranger: you hott?/
    You: yeah im a mom
    You: 21
    You: you?
    Stranger: yeah 22, dad and oh so hornyyyyy
    You: jk im 18 and my bitch is 21 and is a mom so haha im way better off than you
    Stranger: so your lesbian?
    Stranger: thats hot.
    You: no i have a fucking cock
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  19. so after like 3 failed attempts with the xzibit thing i just went with honesty and this is what i got...

    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: so yea... people on here tend to be assholes

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    and right after that one i went with a shock factor...

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: so yea... people on here tend to be assholes
    Stranger: heya
    Stranger: asl?
    Stranger: really?
    Stranger: :p
    You: yes
    Stranger: xD
    Stranger: male or female?
    You: not sure yet, surgery is still in progress
    Stranger: ohh me to
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  20. this shit is so funny...lol...
     
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