You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: are you a horny girl that wants to cam 2 cam? i'm a 15 year old guy You: Yes Stranger: nice Stranger: you a girl? You: Yea Stranger: how old are you? Stranger: You: 20 Stranger: nice Stranger: do you have a cam? You: Lmfao I'm yanking your chain I'm a dude Stranger has disconnected. Everyone go on omegle and mess with these weirdoes!!! Lmfao post your stories here
So you're one of those assholes that makes it impossible to have an interesting conversation on Omegle and consequently, made me stop using it. Hey!
Stranger: Hello You: hi Stranger: From? You: USA You: you? Stranger: Iraq You: oh shit You: were at war
You: hi Stranger: hello You: from? Stranger: how.are.you Stranger: spacebarbroken Stranger: whats.up You: nothing You: you smoke? Stranger: herb? You: yes sir Stranger: of.course. You: http://forum.grasscity.com/real-life-stories/463650-hahaha-fun-messing-weirdos-omegle.html Stranger: holy.shit Stranger: this.must.be.fucking.greatStranger: hahahahahaha You: go check out GC You: that site is the shit Stranger: i've been to GC Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Doug??? i was talkin to doug. Is this you?? Tell me what state you are in to prove this is doug! You: i aint doug, but im better Stranger: how is that?? You: iunno You: how is doug so good Stranger: he just is Stranger: bye gotta go find doug You: k
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: oh hai You: hi You: do you like soup? Stranger: i do You: kk just wondering You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello Stranger: are you a horny girl? You: Of course You: Are you a horny boy? Stranger: of course You: Then you need to get the fuck out your crib and get a bitch you fucking loser. Stranger: i guess thats why ur on the same website right cunt? You: I'm posting this on a forum =) I'm just here to fuck with perverts like you You: Everyone gets to see this and laugh at it. Should be interesting. Stranger: right right..good try..go suck on mommas tits a little more then go to bed bitch EDIT: LOL. This was funny. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey im looking for a sexy girl with pics or cam for MSN You: The Devil is inside me. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: male Stranger: u You: female (; Stranger: age You: 18 You: you? Stranger: 21 Stranger: from You: cali You: you? Stranger: france Stranger: have u boyfriend You: 3 Stranger: really Stranger: You: wanna be #4? Stranger: wuuuw Stranger: ok You: im america we have many boyfriends Stranger: why not Stranger: have u msn Stranger: hotmail Stranger: dervis_gulmez@hotmail.com Stranger: add me Stranger: ok You: okay (; You: im wet You: my pussy is wet Stranger: really Stranger: can ı see u Stranger: have u msn or yahoo Stranger: ? Stranger: r u there You: yeah You: sorry im fingering myself Stranger: give me msn Stranger: pls Stranger: really Stranger: wuuuw You: www . fuckyou . com You have disconnected. Horny French bastards.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: read quran Your conversational partner has disconnected. wtf?
Stranger: hi You: Hello Stranger: from? You: Chicago. What about you? Stranger: Columbia, SC.... Stranger: home of the Cocks haha You: You smoke? Stranger: I smoke weed. Stranger: yes!!!!! You: Yeaah! Stranger: everyone should... there would be NO wars anywhere. You: so, whered you find out about this websight? Stranger: oh, my friend showed it to me Stranger: the first night... we had a dude that thought we were God. Stranger: he wanted to talk to either Tupac or Jerry Garcia. Stranger: I was hooked after that haha You: Haha, Jerry Garcia is my hero. Stranger: Agreed Stranger: oh dude! have you seen the Lego pipes? You: Lego pipes? No.. Stranger: oh you've gotta check this shit out. Stranger: hold on. You: k Stranger: Lego Pipe - Marijuana.com Stranger: you can buy em somewhere but that's the first link that came up........ the ones that are pre-made are better. You: oh, I have a bong, and a steam roller, and a chillum, i prefer glass.. Stranger: gotcha. Stranger: well dude, got a early fuckin psych class tomorrow.... Stranger: Peace out Your conversational partner has disconnected My stranger was actually pretty normal.
so lets see... i just got done watching this show pimp my ride that my son insisted on me watching so ill just copy the internet people and joke about his insesant need to put way too many monitors in a car. ill edit when im done
LOL Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: asl Stranger: You: 257-Hermaphrodite-Mars Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi. ninjas or pirates? You: midgets Stranger: apocalypse : zombies or robots? You: zombies Stranger: why midgets? You: well I'm not down with dwarfs thats for sure Stranger: neither of those were options You: whats your occupation? Stranger: i make magazines You: I make homes You: For aminal Critters You: jello or pudding Stranger: coolbeans Stranger: pudding...chocolate You: herpes or aids Stranger: oo, tough one....herpes. i won't die from it You: wanna meet up? Stranger: maybe. where do you live? You: alabama Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: supp You: chillin like a mofo Stranger: fair enuff male or female ?? You: female... you? Stranger: male Stranger: sweeetttt Stranger: you hott?/ You: yeah im a mom You: 21 You: you? Stranger: yeah 22, dad and oh so hornyyyyy You: jk im 18 and my bitch is 21 and is a mom so haha im way better off than you Stranger: so your lesbian? Stranger: thats hot. You: no i have a fucking cock Your conversational partner has disconnected.
so after like 3 failed attempts with the xzibit thing i just went with honesty and this is what i got... Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: so yea... people on here tend to be assholes Your conversational partner has disconnected. and right after that one i went with a shock factor... Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: so yea... people on here tend to be assholes Stranger: heya Stranger: asl? Stranger: really? Stranger: You: yes Stranger: xD Stranger: male or female? You: not sure yet, surgery is still in progress Stranger: ohh me to Your conversational partner has disconnected.