i wonder if any of you guys are like me? are perfectly cool and normal all the time, then once you get a little alone time with a girl, bingo, you turn into what can only be described as some sort of cartoon character?? saying the WORST possible comments ever and dropping/breaking/falling/generally making a moron of yourself.? i do it all the time. had a great one last night. basically turned this girls kitchen into a bowl of stew. i just cleaned up and left, there were other people there, and god damn did i feel like an idiot
Haha...damn, I've done that a lot. And it takes about tw seconds to realize that I've just said the worst bs in my replies. But then again...I'm a man. I think we're supposed to act stupid around girls
yeah man lol, sometimes i think im really smooth.. then i think about what i just said and imm like... oh shit!
heh im totally cool around girls partially cuz my g/f is crazy as hell but mainly cuz ive been dating since i was 7 years old so i learned everything real early im not proud of the fact that i lost my virginity at 8 years old but oh well some guys are just pimps like that lol j/k but seriously for some reason im just totally smooth no matter wat i dont think ive ever embarrased myself in front of a girl before
I remember a few months back, i was at a party with some friends. And there was this girl that my friend really liked. So i was like "c' mon man go for it". She was sitting alone on a couch and he went to sit beside her ( i could tell he was really nervous cause she's a total babe). So he starts talking to her "hey, wats your name". she looks over at him and had the weirdest kind of disgusted look on her face and says " um ur a thing is out"(something like that). It turns out that he's fly was down and he's boner was sticking right out!!! He just got up and ran outside and i almsot died laughing poor guy, he's never been the same around girls.
Thats the biggest load of bullshit I've ever seen. Give me a fucking break. You've "never embarrassed yourself infront of a girl before"???? Yeah fucking right.
man I hate it when you are looking at a girl ...and walking..and you walk into a door, or pole or somthin.....this has happened on several occasions...oh or when your leanin back in your chair...and you fall over...again several occasions... never had a hard on sticking out of my pants though **Knocks on wood**
god... i know theres a burn to be pulled outa "knocks on wood" considering the rest of the text...... but i just cant seem to get it... the worst is when you acidentally hurt the girl. that happens to me more often than most cuz i got long lanky arms.
lol hahahahahaha... but yea u can but i dont know if u can actauly finish until ur balls drop...9-11 id bet..idk i dont remeber