yeah so i woke up with probably a category 5 hangover sunday morning, immediately went for my bong and grabbed some kush. Not long after my cell rings and its my girl. she had been gone for a week to vacation/visit some fam in san diego. (the story gets better hang in there) So anyways, she called me up to tell me she got back a couple hours ago, and wanted to see me. i threw in about 4 fuckin drops of visine per eye (her parents were also there) and headed over. fast forward a bit, and we were getting pretty intimate. needless to say, i was horny. (afghan kush baby) after a few tugs and about 3 mins of making out i commenced stage 2. eating her out. i was doing great, considering the raging hangover and lack of physicality due to my good ole friend mr.bong. Then it happened. out of nowhere she told me "she just showered", now i'm an ass man, and i suppose thats music to my ears. next thing i know my tongue is halfway to her stomach. she didn't budge or make an attempt to stop me, but we haven't been on good terms since sunday. WTF DO I DO
The title of your post and your entire paragraph has me a little confused, you where about to go down on her and what?
Ohhhh.. I get it. Maybe she just got weirded out. She'll get over it, it's not like you had sex with her mom. Right?
What us dudes always forget: Girls don't watch porn (as much as we do ) So they're more likely to tweak out if you start in on some different shit Am I right?
I don't know if I can speak for other women, but I don't know man. I'm perfectly willing to try some new stuff, but it can't be busted out of nowhere. At least give a lady some warning. (And don't ask her to puke on you.)
hahaha you licked her ass and she didnt like it lmao. Why the fuck did she tell you she just showered then, i thought that was like code for "go for my asshole dammit"
Wait so what exactly happend? In dumbass terms. I'm pretty baked. Did you lick her stomach? Btw I like your avater .
[quote name='Stoogemeister']hahaha you licked her ass and she didnt like it lmao. Why the fuck did she tell you she just showered then, i thought that was like code for "go for my asshole dammit"[/QUOTE The code would be: " Go to my asshole now dammit! I'll enjoy it in the end!"
Man, for some reason I'm trying to figure all this out too, haha. It COULD have been that she just showed, thus, not wanting to get dirty. But that still doesn't make sense, because I ALWAYS shower before I'm about to get laid. You shower to get dirty again.. At least thats how I percieved it.
wait, so you were eatin her out.. then you go in for an assk lick to see if she dont mind, and she didn't like it.. why did she tell you she just showered? I was reading and was like "he's gonna fuck her in the ass" and then to my surprise DENIED. wait what? is that what happened? I just woke up from a nap and wake n baked 4g of some kush so Im just oging to go now
went for the booty with my tongue, did my thing, thought all was good but i haven;t been on good terms with my girl since.