Guys and Porn

Yeah your boyfriend is probably watching something fucked up like tentacle porn or horse rape porn.

 

hahahhahahah YES oh man so many middle school memories. fap fap fap

Knock on door "your waffles are here david"


OH FUCK SHIT JESUS

WHERE ARE MY FUCKING PANTS

 

I'm uh, getting dressed... or something... DON'T COME IN!

 

ONE MINUTE MOM

thank god my room has a lock

 

Yea I love how it's always JUST ONE MINUTE!

It's like the fastest time we react, ever.

 

I dont mind watchin porn with a chick...but shes not gonna watch me beat it.

If we put in a dvd it better be leadin somewhere...

 

haha in that 1 minutes ur like the fuckin flash

turn off tv/comp pull up pants zipper up try not to look as if u where just masturbating


then she askes

why was the door locked


ummmmmmmmm

 

I always just say "Well why's there a lock if you're just going to interrogate me about it everytime I use it?"

 

How about.. when he comes home you can pretend that he caught you watching a porno, and then be like, "Come watch this with me"

 

lol I always use "I pay rent ill lock my door anytime I want"

And thats where it always ended

 

ur right its bilt in us,even if we wanted 2 we cant stop thinkin about sex,so tell him u would 2 watch a movie 2nite,tell him,dont ask tell him...if ur not agrasive then be(download movie from flixflux.com,b urn it)tha trick is there is no trick its lik choclate 4 women be his fan><tasy

 

could always just bring it up in a friendly way

 

Burn a DVD hun, have a little fun on the couch?

 

hahahaha. Oh, I miss ya buddy.

 

Yeah, I read that too and laughed out loud, then read who it was by and stopped laughing and got all sad.

My next bowl goes to WTS

 

TAMPA is the siht. Ya so am i really bumping this?

 

When you catch him watching it... start giving him a bj. If he turns it off, then stop and tell him to turn it back on and slowly jack him (or something i dunno lol) until he does... tease tease tease.....

His need should outweigh his embarrasment.......

 

have some porn on while he walks in and tell him to join you, then just start to give him head