INTRO: 18 bars drums you stoned steve. uh hu andy. yeah mick. okay alright fellas lets get food! then play RIFF four times It's been getting so hard trying to light this fat joint for me [RIFF TWICE] My dreams are getting so strange I'd like to tell you everything I see [RIFF TWICE] I see a man at the back as a matter of fact his eyes are as red as the sun And a girl in the corner let no one ignore her 'cause she thinks she's the highest one Oh yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening and the music was soothing and they all started grooving Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah CHORUS: And the man at the back said "Everyone toke" and it turned into a ballroom blitz And the girl in the corner said "Boy I'm hungry" and it turned into a ballroom blitz getting blazed [repeat 4 times] [RIFF TWICE] I'm reaching out for something chips and dip is all i ever eat [RIFF TWICE] I softly call you over When you appear there's nothing left of you [RIFF TWICE] Now the man at the back is ready to crack as he laughs at his hands in the sky And the girl in the corner is bogarting the joint she could bogart until you die Oh yeah, it was electric, so frightfully hectic And the band started leaping 'cause they all stopped breathing Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah CHORUS Oh yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening and the music was soothing and they all started grooving Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah CHORUS It's, it's a blitzed ballroom [repeat 3 times] Yeah, it's a blitzed ballroom REPEAT RIFF AND FADE ..... And here's the RIFF (or at least an easy way to get close): E------------------------ B------------------------ G--9--9--9---9---9------ D--9--11-12-11--9------ A--7--7---7---7---7------ E--7--7---7---7---7------ i didnt have to change the lyrics that much damn the chords. if you want to know how to play it go here http://www.guitartabs.cc/fetchurl.php?filename=/s/sweet/the_ballroom_blitz.crd
Well on the day I was born The nurses gathered 'round They gazed at the wild wonder and the pot they had found The head nurse toked up said this shit is good she could tell right away I was stoned to the bone (Chorus): stoned to the bone stoned to the bone st st st st st stoned stoned to the bone I smoked a thousand joints before I met you I'll smoke a thousand more baby before I am through I wanna smoke from you bong pretty baby yours and yours alone I'm here to tell you honey that I'm stoned to the bone (Chorus) When I walk the streets Things seem cool to me every woman I meet they all stay high They're here to tell you pretty baby that your fridge is outa food better go to the store cause I'm stoned to the bone I like this one
Not bad at all. This was supposed to be a GRASSCITY song that every body adds too not just one person!!!!!
Lol, We''l get right back to our feature movie "Half-Baked", But first let me tell you about our special offer, The newest CD on the market "Songs of the Grasscity Blades" Lmao!!
stoned in the mornin.. stoned in the evenin.. stoned at supper time.. when weed is on a bagle you can get stizoned anytime!