You ever been just kickin it and all of a sudden a chance to get stoned or score some bud just gets spawned into your life? yee i think we all have post that shit i got a few the other day i woke up after partyin at a friends house n walk out onto the deck and see this dude. Yeeee.. this dude was all like dancin around n singin to himself and havin himself a great ol' time.. was a total hippy forsure.. if the clothes he was wearin wasnt a giveaway.. it was the fact he was watering his pot plants. had about 30 of em sittin in atleast 100 gallon drums. gettin pretty big. n i was like ' yo man watup!' and had a conversation with him for 30 mins mostly about hawaii were ive lived the last 2 years. he tells me to come by n i come by the front n he smokes me out with a few other people and gives me a free half ounce. shit was dope. said if i ever needed some just swing by. lives pretty close too and some other cool shit i used to have a friend/dealer do deliverys to my house when i was in highschool. id either meet up wit his ass down the road or he'd drop it in my mailbox hehe.. id leave money in the box n he'd leave bud.. most of the time it was just me textin him like hey could you hook it up with some nugs? im dry n he'd drop by a free eighth or whateva. n this one time i was walkin down a road in hawaii n i walk past the police dept n i see a fat circle of like 20 sittin behind it on the grass smokin so i go by. and.... yee they were all gettin stoned so i joined in and that shit was dope. toked 2 hours straight listened to some cool stories then bounced. shits real over there. then this one time on a nude beach kehena we were all just kickin it.. y'know im watchin the waves n shit lookin at all the nice pairs of titties bounce around and the live drum circle going on.. n.. all of a sudden a fuckin trashbag is thrown from the cliff behind us down onto the sand. landed next to me. no one touched it for a few mins thinkin shit like ' this the day kehena gonna get bombed?? is that a body' haha and im all shroomin n shit and i think of that bag as some gift from the gods and I have to open it.. so i go n open dat shit up n.. its like 3 lbs of buds haha. all dried up, some still on branches n a note sayin 'share it!' so y'know we all naked gettin stoned up on dat beach. got these 2 house so ripped they were all horny n shit all up on my nutz.. next thing i know im havin a threesome on the beach in front of everyone.. shit be nice and all, but sex on a beach is overated, fuck that shit. sand everywere and when it gets in the poonani shits no good no mo' cali reppin'
not in highschool anymore but i have had the same dudeman for five years! freshman year-tonight all i have to do is tell him what i want (anyfuckingthingimaginable) and when, leave the appropriate amount of cash and come back in ten minutes and its there scaled out ready to go! sometimes there even a swisher or 2 pretty fucking legit man
"... That mouse got dropped..." At least he made me laugh in another thread before he got the ban hammer.
[quote name='"PaulKemp420"']I think 'banned' is just his user title isnt it? Says he is online....Against the rules btw[/quote] Forrealll? That sucks.. , I was actually thinkin of doin that.
[quote name='"l James l"'] "... That mouse got dropped..." At least he made me laugh in another thread before he got the ban hammer.[/quote] How is that against the rules... like just because he used 'dropped' and 'mouse' in the same sentence?
This dude's not even a troll, I personally know him and he lived in Hawaii for a good minute but shit got crazy and he moved back to cali. He's not even joking about these stories and that's my word lol. Pretty cool dude.