Got stoned and earned an A on my final paper

Discussion in 'General' started by WhereRDaCookies, Dec 1, 2011.

  1. #1 WhereRDaCookies, Dec 1, 2011
    Over thanksgiving I kept procrastinating my final essay for my composition course. Ended up getting really stoned, and at about. 2 a.m. began half ass researching sources. I basically through together a three page paper in an hour and used some techniques to turn it into five. Plugged my sources into easybib (one wasn't even real) am Bam a sure fire F in the making. I turned it in on Tuesday and just got it back today. 96% and Im going to pass the course with an A as long as I don't fuck off the final too. I'm pretty fuckin happy Haha.

    Haha I didn't even proof read that bitch.
     
  2. #2 Cali Smokes, Dec 1, 2011
    Good job man, now wheres my fucking cookies at?
     
  3. #3 blulitez, Dec 1, 2011
    Being stoned is the only way I can deal with school. I love what I study, but some of the instructors are horrible at lecturing. In my last class, the one test I showed up for sober (had 5 altogether) I scored a 75. The lowest grade from the others was a 96.
     
  4. #4 greenbrad420, Dec 1, 2011
    hey man congrats, but don't expect to always luck out ;)
     
  5. #5 Rivera, Dec 1, 2011
    Good shit my dude
     
  6. #6 s7exiled, Dec 1, 2011
    Why wouldn't you proof read it? You spelled threw, 'through' in your small post here.
     
  7. #7 shaddytheman, Dec 1, 2011
    Great Job man, keep up the good work. I haven't done my work stoned, partially I have though.
     
  8. #8 ebola weed, Dec 1, 2011
    Research high, write high, get high scores.
     
  9. #9 Midn1ghtT0k3r, Dec 1, 2011
    that means you have to get stoned before your final
     
  10. #10 ebola weed, Dec 1, 2011
    it just haaaaaaas to happen
     
  11. #11 smokeyeyes12, Dec 1, 2011
    Did anyone straight up 100% plagiarize someones whole essay off the internet and not get caught like they say will happen? Are they actually able to search the whole internet and find someones random essay?
     
  12. #12 ebola weed, Dec 1, 2011
    Yeah, in my HS you have to submit your paper to a site called turnitin.com and it compares it to a shit ton of other stuff found on the internet, and points out which parts are copied and which arent. i had a paper freshman year about 2pac that was 46% plagiarized but i never got in trouble for it because my teacher was cool as fuck
     
  13. #13 soggydoughnut, Dec 1, 2011
    reminds me of when I had a 6 page research paper due on 4/21 at like 11 am. needless to say I started smoking at 4:20 on 4/20 and didn't stop until after midnight and then churned out the paper and got a 99. was hilarious.
     
  14. #14 Qued, Dec 1, 2011
    dude thats what i am fucking doing today i have a 5 page essay due tomorrow going to get stoned and do it late at night LOL
     
  15. #15 Sunny Jim, Dec 1, 2011
    I've done that for many a errant term paper and earned many an A for my efforts.
     
  16. #16 donkeydicknugs, Dec 1, 2011
    nice work man! adderal works well for school too
     
  17. #17 Qued, Dec 1, 2011
    i hate the effects of it tho but it does work
     

Share This Page