Got high and found a more effecient way to mow the grass

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by GanjaHaze, Jun 11, 2009.

  1. So I just smoked and took a shower.. and then I got out and was looking in the mirror and decided I needed to mow my lawn

    So normally I mown down and like this:

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    and like halfway down I have to clean that blades with water because it gets full of grass ( i have a craftsman lawnmower).
    I would also just cut at random angles, not just straight down.. So I would miss spots on the first pass.

    So me being high, started thinkin about it and decided to mow this way:


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    since you cut all over the fucking place, all the shaved grass goes everywhere down the yard all the way to the other edge as you cut. Thus you get a cleaner, faster cut.. everyone should understand this diagram completely..it makes perfect sense
     
  2. Yea I find hooking a boat to my car and dragging it across the lawn is much more efficient also.

    Your diagram still makes more sense than the last guy.
     
  3. Didn't we just have something like this for shaving and everyone started to get pissed off?
     
  4. pshh. no. what are you? crazy? :rolleyes:
     
  5. omg i laughed my ass off, god do i love getting high and trying to understand high ass mother fuckers.
     
  6. Haa, youre funny. I love stoners. I knew this was coming sooner orlater
     
  7. Iz Dat a spaceship?!!
     
  8. if you keep a sharp blade on the mower it will cut nicer/faster.. and it will shread the grass up a little better.... dry grass cuts twice as easy as wet grass
     
  9. I propose an alternative solution.

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  10. The other thread was funnier cause the guy was being fucking serious:eek:
     
  11. This would be fast and efficient:
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    oh and it'd be awesome.
     
  12. if you mow iin a pattern like this, it works the same...
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  13. Oh I hear you OP. Gotta love the inovation weed provides you when mowing the lawn. I mean come on, your stoned, listening to music and choping down fucking grass. It's just so beautiful. I love mowing high so much.
     
  14. haha, this thread is epic. just like the other diagram in the other post, it makes perfect sense
     
  15. And legal.

    Because flamethrowers are clearly harmless.
    Marijuana is dangerous.
     
  16. do you think this method would work with a razer too?
    shaving always takes forever :rolleyes:
     
  17. +rep for being a funny douche-bag. lmfao
     

  18. no its just better to shave like this :p

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