This duck walks into a store and goes up to the manager. "Got any duck food?" "No, I'm sorry, we don't have duck food here." "Oh, ok. Bye." The duck comes back the next day. "Got any duck food?" "No, I told you yesterday, we don't sell duck food!" "Oh, ok. Bye." The duck comes back the next day. "Got any duck food?" "No, dammit! We don't have any duck food, and if you ask me again I'll nail your fucking feet to the floor!" The duck looks at him for a minute then asks, "Got any nails?" The man sighs. "No, we don't have any nails here." "Got any duck food?"
lol.......yeah i've heard that one before, but it was a rabbit, who went into a butcher shop for a carrot, and the butcher threatned to nail his ears to the wall so the rabbit came in the next day and asked about the nails.............same joke, just a bit diffrent, but i allways laugh when i think about it..........Peace out..........Sid