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"Got any duck food?"

Discussion in 'Cannabis Humor & Funny Stories' started by telluride toker, Sep 4, 2003.

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Is this joke funny or stupid?

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  1. #1 telluride toker, Sep 4, 2003
    This duck walks into a store and goes up to the manager.
    "Got any duck food?"
    "No, I'm sorry, we don't have duck food here."
    "Oh, ok. Bye."

    The duck comes back the next day.
    "Got any duck food?"
    "No, I told you yesterday, we don't sell duck food!"
    "Oh, ok. Bye."

    The duck comes back the next day.
    "Got any duck food?"
    "No, dammit! We don't have any duck food, and if you ask me again I'll nail your fucking feet to the floor!"
    The duck looks at him for a minute then asks, "Got any nails?"
    The man sighs. "No, we don't have any nails here."
    "Got any duck food?"
     
  2. #2 sidious, Sep 8, 2003
    lol.......yeah i've heard that one before, but it was a rabbit, who went into a butcher shop for a carrot, and the butcher threatned to nail his ears to the wall so the rabbit came in the next day and asked about the nails.............same joke, just a bit diffrent, but i allways laugh when i think about it..........Peace out..........Sid
     
  3. #3 cowofsteel, Sep 10, 2003

    we know





































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  4. #4 GRiM420, Sep 13, 2003
    eh i thik this joke is stupid
     
  5. #5 sidious, Sep 13, 2003
    it's not.........Peace out.......Sid
     

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