Got a job at Wal-Mart

Discussion in 'General' started by firewall1, Jul 20, 2010.

  1. Congratulations and enjoy your job! I hope you can also enjoy all of the fat people that wear clothes that are way too tight. Seriously, do they think that looks good? It makes me want to run them over with my cart.


     
  2. There has to be a good story behind this. Porn on the 55 TV display?
     
  3. do they drug test? i'm looking for a job that doesn't test
     
  4. Do they sell walls or something?

    Im working at UPS and fuck I need promotion.
     
  5. i work there...was a csm(customer service manager) but now i work sports and talk about paintball and camping all day.....also we sell a fuck tonne of ping pong balls to 17 year olds lol. wal mart has made me lose all hope in the future of humanity. There are ALOT of really dumb people in this world. for example: fire alarm goes off then i say "you have to leave the store there could be a fire" customer says "i know i just have to grab a couple things then ill leave"......wtf
     
  6. Trust me you're better off working for UPS...UPS is a pretty sweet job I worked at FedEx for 2 years and I have to say you guys have it good.
     
  7. Me and a bunch of my friends all worked at Walmart back in the day.
    We thought it was pretty great cause working was just hanging out (when I worked in toys that's all the job was).
    So get your friends to all apply as well!!
     
  8. This reminds me of something that happened to me!
    I found a porn dvd just sitting on the counter when I was working in Electronics so I paged my buddy from foods and he still has it to this day.
    Also when I was working there 5 employees planned a heist of a bunch of electonics and then got caught in stealing the tv's and other shit.
     
  9. Not any more!
     
  10. Well, at least you don't have to shower anymore like you do at other jobs.
     
  11. at least ur not a lazy fuck that is sleeping all day long :D
     
  12. Lmfao, that would have been good. Actually I was fired for "threatening" a customer.

    What really happened: I looked at a girl, her boyfriend stared me down like I was a bitch, and I told him "mind your fucking business. " They told a manager and I was fired 5 minutes later. :rolleyes:
     
  13. Not sure if Wal-mart is worse than De Beers, although it's certainly a close race.
     

  14. target ftw!

    :smoke:
     
  15. it can't be as bad as kmart. when you work for kmart you work in allllll departments. at the same time.
    shit sucks, but the only way you can get fired is if you steal shit really. plus if they started drug testing, they wouldn't have any more employees.
     
  16. nothing like getting paid to see some ridiculious motha fuckers wearing pajamas to get groceries and shit...
     

  17. Damnnnn, I haven't seen a big lots in years.
     
  18. As far as I know, they don't drug test after you get the job. At least I didn't or anybody I worked with, and we all smoked.

    But I agree with most of these people by saying FUCK WAL-MART! I don't regret anything but I come very close to regretting ever working for those greedy selfish fucks. But hey we all learn from mistakes.
     
  19. Wal-Mart blows.
     

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