Girls! How to tell if you're hot

Well.. if you are a true man you could never hit a woman.

 

i fkn LOL'D


hahaha it would work too.

 

Didn't that happen on a tv show.

 

Oh I definitely thought it was funny haha. I am running on two hours of sleep.

 

1) you've never met my ex girlfriend

2) some girls like to be hit.

 

I could never hit a chick does not matter.

I will:
A) Block their assault and restrain.
B) Use words that they do not understand and make them precipitate tears.
C) Walk away and leave the keys to my manual vehicle behind so they are stranded.

 

Wait until a drunk girl knocks one of your teeth out.

If a girl is wasted, and starts attacking you, and knocked one of your teeth out let's say while you're driving your car, would you hit her?

 

I have never been hit by a woman and would most likely see it coming as they have no idea how to throw a punch.

My teeth are super nice so I would be pretty fucking pissed off but I would zip tie her wrists together, pull over and call the cops. And make sure she lost all of her money for shoes.

 

Bro, I'd just smack my bitch up.

 

so true. TRUE.

 

PM me your picture and I'll tell you if you're hot. Or not.

 

Damn dude her head snapped the fuck back.

Should have gone with a right cross to the jaw and thrown her cross the room.

 

if she deserves it i could see myself doing that... but only if they actually deserved it like if they were harassing my family or trying to kill me.

in snooki's case she said the wrong thing to the wrong person and paid for it
kinda brought it upon herself if you ask me...