Girl just left me with the worse case of blue balls

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by HerbIsGood, Jan 16, 2009.

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  1. #1 HerbIsGood, Jan 16, 2009
    Shit man! My girl just left the house and I have got the worst fucking case of blue ball in the world!! She got me aroused for nearly 4 fuckin hours and just left and :eek: it hurts like a bitch
     
  2. #2 What'sThatSmell, Jan 16, 2009
    You must masturbate immediately or your balls will shrink!
     
  3. #3 Denialz, Jan 16, 2009
    "It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off."

    - Road Trip
     
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  4. #4 HerbIsGood, Jan 16, 2009
    Dude..I can't even walk it hurts so bad. Like this is unbelievable it's never ever been as bad as this. I am going to try to get it off but FUCK it hurts. Even slightly moving in my chair hurts...oh...
     
  5. #5 Buell, Jan 17, 2009
    My goodness, I thought blue balls was a myth. I am so lucky to be a lady, I can cum over and over again without recharge time, and I dont get blue,,uhhh, vaj-j
     
  6. #6 MakaveliArts, Jan 17, 2009
    Blue balls is real i have gotten it before.
     
  7. #7 HerbIsGood, Jan 17, 2009
    Oh its real...I thought it was a myth too before the first time I got it. I thought it was bad then...sheesh..this was easily the worst pain my balls have ever had. Like they hurt to even slightly touch or even just RUB them.
     
  8. #8 nureinwort, Jan 17, 2009
    Lol I've done that to an ex before and I got a text the moment I left informing me that it will never happen again... Shiiiiiit. :p
     
  9. #9 LeAveMeTheDank, Jan 17, 2009
    Damn..sucks brah.
    I hate blue balls fucking hurts...
    it can last long too
     
  10. #10 Sickboy, Jan 17, 2009
    that shit is rough man, my advice..squeeze one out and pass out
     
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  11. #11 flowerchild, Jan 17, 2009
    what were ya doing for four hours with a boner?
    you should have put it to use!
     
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  12. #12 Penelope420, Jan 17, 2009

    hahaha! Yeah... maybe she got sick of waiting?
     
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  13. #13 rnc3147, Jan 17, 2009
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    why you complaining about it, there's a really simple solution. ejaculation.

    you've got a buildup of blood and fluid from your arousal, which has become oxygen deprived.

    ejaculation = increased bloodflow to your sex organs.

    so do what you gotta do :)... and yeah, although blueballs is slang, it's an actual condition called vasocongestion
     
  14. #14 Denialz, Jan 17, 2009
    Heh... when your nose is congested you blow all the goo into a tissue... when your cock gets congested you do the same thing =P
     
  15. #15 tokez1993, Jan 17, 2009
    Take a cold shower. It helps like you would not believe.
     
  16. #16 Iloveganji, Jan 18, 2009
    First time I got blue balls was when I was in high school and decided i was watching to much porn, so i stopped jerking off for 23 days straight, and for a horny 17 year old thats like a fucking lifetime considering I wasnt getting any poon during those 23 days either.

    So basically i looked at some porn for like 2 hours, then at like 3 am on a school night i started jerking off and tried to stop when all of a sudden i felt my balls have a swelling sensation and the more i stopped jerking the mroe it hurt, so i really had no choice but to cum before it got to bad lol.
     
  17. #17 ytfghmjb, Jan 18, 2009
    blue balls is nature's way of saying that we should all get pussy on a regular basis.

    ^^ use that quote for your advantage next time your with your girlfriend
     
  18. #18 Penelope420, Jan 18, 2009

    This is why females think it's a myth... because guys try to use it as an excuse to get laid.
     
  19. #19 brewsky, Jan 18, 2009
    Exactly. I always thought it was..
     
  20. #20 foxracing500r, Jan 30, 2009
    That aint shit, try losing your virginity, and the girl jumping off right before you explode, yeah, I got so pissed, I threw my pants on and went to get high. My dick was hard for hours
     
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