I be clubbin bitches all day. lol not really but heres another head story. (It's been a great week)! My girl and me had a huge fight over some seriously retarded shit. (It was a woman thing, PMS blu up over me not saying something for like ten min..or something like that). But she nutted up start screaming and breaking shit. I won't go in0depth but i was like "are you kidding me?" Actin like a physco for something stupid. So at this point i just wanted to piss her off more because she got me mad for no reason. I was like "listen i really need to tell you this, please just put the plate down and calm down please just let me tell you this one thing and you can do whatever." She put the plate down and i said "here in like ten minuets you can give me some great head instead of actually apologizing." and she freaked and i just kept smiling saying you know your just mad because your dieing to give me some head. Well then she went off the deep in, kicked the door and F*ckin broke it threw a extremely pretty white glass grape bowl (RIP)(bowl was for grapes not weed lol) then I told her we needed to go upstairs if your wanted to fight like this. So she came upstairs and i gave her a back-wards hug pull down her shorts dropped her to her knees and f*cked her doggy style for like 5 min (she came) then she sucked my dick so hard i was tearing up. oh i fogot to add mid-way through sex I whacked her in the head with my dick like 6 times as hard as i can (she was on her knees by the time i was done i think i was teabaggin her lol). Good shit.
The only chick ive ever gotten to give me head had no clue what she was doing, it felt good for the first 5 seconds, but she was doing it all slow and hardly putting any work on it, im like just forget it. Lol. Then she watched me beat my meat while i played with her tits, so it wasnt a total loss. Lol.
Most girls that say that, are fuckin liars lol trust me, I think it's cause they wanna come off as classy
i dont think its trashy i think it turns them on more , my chick almost always gives me head and i aint complaining
I hate when their teeth slide on my skin. But if you can get me to cum with just blowing me you have to be really fucking good.
Same here. I met this really shy girl once. We hung out and had some great sex. The next night the rubber broke and she said she wanted to suck it. So she went down on me in my 94' LeBaron (I got so much ass in that pos) She was down their for every bit of 30min. It felt great i just need something tighter and faster to cum. She looks at me and makes a noise that sounds like "I got lock jaw". She has never did anything like a "just kidding" kind of thing. So im like SHIT what? What did you say? She said it again and i was like "that sucks uhhh..." Should i take you somewhere home a hospital"??? Then she was like just kidding.
I used to live in the countryside with my girl, and damn its nice to get your dick sucked outside in the sun, lying on a blanket in the grass where theres nobody except you 2. Damn nice memories
I remember getting head Been with my lady for 8 years now. When we started out she used to worry about lack of oral from just fucking all the time. Now I get head like 2-3 times a year. Sure there is that one minute blowing before sex, but I mean following it to the end. <----Sad dude right here.
I hate getting head. I feel like, I'm the only one enjoying it. Its like getting a massage, I just cant enjoy it because my partner cant enjoy it. Plus it tickles lol
Above poster has issues. You need to take a good hardlook inside u and reavluate what it means to b a man.