No I'm kidding, but for real welcome to the city but read please there is a spot for this its called apprentice tokers http://forum.grasscity.com/apprentice-tokers/
Thought G13 was a myth. I mean it might have been coined as a real strain by now, but I think when it first was known it was from a movie or some shit.
i am actually on the opposite spectrum of a "noobie" to be completely honest. I am just curious towards the high it gives you. I have been told it gives you a high that keeps going and going until you reach a state of euphoria, and the high stays at a peak. i picked some up a bit ago and was mainly curious about it, the strain doesnt really hit up my area code too much.
my friends dad has medical marijuana and my friend knows his safe code where he keeps it. he had a half oz of "G13". needless to say my friend took a little and i was incompetent. incredibly high. wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww intense shit i wish i can get some more of it. i was laughing for hourssssssss eating for hourrrrssssss i wish i had it