Funny Urban Dictionary Definitions

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Huey_Freeman, Oct 30, 2013.

  1. I searched "<3" on Urban Dictionary and this was one of the definitions that made me lol
     
    "<3
    Some people use this as a heart, but those people are wrong. It is clearly a ballsack.
    I <3 you (I ballsack you)"
     
    Sadly, I will never see <3 in the same way again.
     
    One sentence in another definition of "<3" made me chuckle
     
    "<3
    When viewed sideways, appears to be the outline of a heart. Used in an expression of love.
     
    I less than three you baby! "

     
    Post any funny Urban Dictionary definitions you have come across...

     
  2. #2 joshk342, Nov 1, 2013
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    so what your saying is all the cute texts you get from your gf with the <3 actually means she wants the tea bag? lmao nice one!
     
     
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  3. 3. poop noodle
    After the act of anal sex between members of opposite sex. The male will urinate in the toilet expelling a poop shaped noodle from the urethra. Followed by urine.
    I fucked Cindy last night and when i pissed a poop noodle came out.

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  4. HAHAHA
    A poop noodle. Shared it with my coworker hahaha
     
  5. Assface

    1) one who has the face of an ass
    2) one who has an ass for a face
    3) one who has to protruding butt cheeks just below ones forehead

    Look at the assface
     
  6. [quote name="joshuaaa33" post="18930785" timestamp="1383537560"]Assface

    1) one who has the face of an ass
    2) one who has an ass for a face
    3) one who has two protruding butt cheeks just below ones forehead

    Look at the assface
     
  7. Baby-face Swine
    Someone with a truly lovable face, yet they make you just want to stab them in the pancreas
    Moss is nothing but a fat baby-face swine, but we all love him, or do we?

     
  8. Lol you can't beat the poop noodles
     
  9. If you're after funny urban dictonary terms, it's best to have a look at http://www.cerpcerk.com/urban-dictionary/ as they compile the funniest I have seen.
     
    I do like Brosama Bin Laden and Doping the Hamster. Mind though as some are probably worth reading after breakfast,
     
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