well i work as a child support case investigator. i had a guy call me and let me know that he was very promiscuous and slept with alot of women and he may have some kids floating around out there. He wanted to know if we could keep his sperm on hand and if a girl came in not knowing who the father was, could we use his sperm and check to see if he the daddy. i told him we could not do that and he asked if we had a refridgerator and could keep it in there lol .i couldnt believe it. i hung up the phone and laughed my ass off. do you guys have any funny work stories???