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Funny story...sort of?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by TGMTEL, Jan 26, 2013.

  1. #1 TGMTEL, Jan 26, 2013
    Okay. So my friend came over to my house today. We went outside to the side of my house to smoke a little and we went back to my basement and just chilled there. We had some good music and we were watching stuff on Netflix. In my basement, I have light switches that adjust to the light (the ones you move up and down to make it brighter or darker, I don't know what they're called lol) and my friend and I were just playing around with them and my basement door that leads upstairs has a window and my mom was walking past and she saw us turning off the lights frequently. So later on, my friend and I were watching some WWE stuff (omgzzz wrassin is fake nd gay watch mma faeg!!!) on Netflix and we all of a sudden start slapboxing playfully and my mom heard and told us to stop that.

    So after my friend left and my high went away, I went upstairs to my room. My mom later on came in and she just asked me what we were doing and how it seemed suspicious. No offense to anyone of this orientation here, but my mom dropped a major bombshell on me after.

    "Son, are you gay?"

    I don't know what to say. :confused_2:
     
  2. #2 Yosh139, Jan 26, 2013
    Just say you don't like penis? Shit, how do you NOT tell parents how you're not gay? Just letting the question sit will make it more true in her mind :p

    That's a pretty funny story, though. :D
     
  3. #3 TGMTEL, Jan 26, 2013

    My mom isn't uptight so I say pretty much whatever around her all the time. But coincidentally that's exactly what I said to her after she asked.
     
  4. #4 MrGoatington, Jan 26, 2013
    Just say yes and get it out there.
     
  5. #5 Enjoying It, Jan 26, 2013
    Quick, get to a computer your mom uses. Look up a lot of straight porn and don't clear the history. Problem solved?
     
  6. #6 Yosh139, Jan 26, 2013

    Nice, right on. :D
     
  7. #7 TGMTEL, Jan 26, 2013

    My older brother did that once and she immediately blamed me for it lol.
     
  8. #8 Proud2Smoke, Jan 26, 2013
    hahahahaha thats awesome. Just say mom, if you dont think im smoking pot i can be as gay as you like.
     
  9. #9 zeventeen, Jan 28, 2013
    hahaha, can't say I was expecting that.

    whether you are or aren't is completely cool and your decision. tell her the truth or tell her the opposite just to fuck with her. well hey if you're straight and you tell her you're gay then you can have chicks over whenever you want ;)
     

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