[Funny short story] How I made a complete fool out of myself yesterday

Let me preface by saying that I, like most of you, love to get high. Yesterday morning started off just like any other school day for me, with about a half-bowl full of weed. For some reason I got higher than I usually do off of about .3 so I decided to grab my shades and wear them until I got to class (I don't like it when people call me out being high.)

So anyway, at my school until you have 90 credit hours you have to park in the football stadium which is like a mile away from the main part of campus and so I have to ride the bus to and from campus every day. I hop on the bus as usual with my iPod on playing some Radiohead then after 10 minutes or so the bus finally arrives at my destination so I get off and walk to class, which takes about another 3 minutes.

I get to class and sit down in a desk, then I remember I had my sunglasses on so I go to remove them and what happened next made me feel like the dumbest, most worthlest stoner.

I noticed that one of the lenses had fallen off the sunglasses and the entire 15 minutes it took me to ride on the bus and walk to class through the middle, most popular part of campus I was walking around with sunglasses on that only had one lens.

Basically, I looked like this for 15 minutes and I was surrounded by at least 20 people (many hot girls as well) at any given time during this 15 minutes:

 

I immediately realized how funny it was so I never got embarrassed it was just a good laugh.

 

I didn't realized it until I sat down in my class and took off the sunglasses. I think both lenses were in originally and one fell out as I was walking or getting out of the car but IDK. I was just honestly so high that I didn't notice lol.

If they were I didn't notice but I'm sure I garnered some strange looks.