Funny Omegle chat.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by UNLEASHED, Jun 17, 2009.

  1. i see you boldfaced the funny parts.
     
  2. You: whaddup bro

    Stranger: not your brother

    Stranger: and not much to tell.. damn hot here

    You: oh yeah where you at?

    Stranger: I'm from Argentina

    Stranger: you?

    You: Oh that's pretty sweet, Boston, MA

    You: USA baby.

    Stranger: what's your name?

    You: Jordan

    Stranger: is that a f or a m name?

    You: male

    Stranger: mine is Gabriel

    Stranger: that name is used for both f and m?

    You: um yeah i guess so

    Stranger: I knew a girl from us called jordan

    You: thats cool man.

    Stranger: how old are you?

    You: 19

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Hahah i think it's pretty funny how he ended it after I said I was 19.
     
  3. Here is one I thought was interesting LOL:

    Stranger: hey


    You: hey mann

    Stranger: asl ? ;)

    You: dude fuck that im just high

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


     
  4. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hey
    You: do you have giant bum hole?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  5. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: heyyy a/s/l :p
    You: what the fuck?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  6. You: rawr

    Stranger: hi

    Stranger: asl?

    You: 18 m uk

    You: you?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    ^THIS IS OMEGLE
     
  7. #107 Man Plus Eyes, Jan 11, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Jan 11, 2010
    You: rawr

    Stranger: well hello to you too

    Stranger: gr.

    You: do you like watches?

    Stranger: um

    Stranger: is this a dirty riddle

    Stranger: ?

    Stranger: cus if so .

    You: no. It's just an ice breaker

    Stranger: don't finish.

    Stranger: okay

    Stranger: then

    Stranger: its not a very good one

    Ok, i take it back, that was a worthwhile waste of time.

    I put nothing in, and got an amusing reaction.
     
  8. this is what i did today


    Stranger: cyber
    You: ok
    Stranger: roles u pcik
    You: i want to be a ninja
    Stranger: i wana be a slave
    You: ok, so im lurking in the shadows because im a ninja and im going to rescue you
    Stranger: im tied down to a pole
    Stranger: im les
    You: yes i see you, you are half naked, with your boobs showing
    You: im getting close from behind, i grab one of your boobs by mistake
    You: i get excited
    Stranger: i scream
    You: i want to free you
    Stranger: im cry im sacred
    You: i see you are chained to the pole
    You: i cut both your arms with my blade, thats the only way to free you
    Stranger: i stand up and hug u
    You: so i grab you by the legs and drag you to rescue you
    You: you have no arms
    You: remember dont lose character
    Stranger: ok
    You: i accidantaly hit you with a rock while draggin your body trought the woods
    You: we got on a tiger to escape faster
    You: but you fall
    You: tiger starts eating you and i say, bad tiger bad ! leave girl alone
    Stranger: r u gona fuck my pusy or wat
    You: now you dont have legs
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    :wave:
     
  9. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: age

    Stranger: m or f

    Stranger: hi

    You: son of a bitch

    You: who is this

    Stranger: who is this.... who r u

    You: i am me and so are they

    You: 420?

    Stranger: u m or f

    Stranger: or u a IT

    You: i prefer female males dont get you as hi

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  10. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Hey

    You: How are ya You?

    You: Wait, I mean Stranger.

    You: Type Dammnit.

    Stranger: Hey there. To make it simple, choose one of those:

    1. You are a guy wanting to talk.
    2. You are a guy wanting to talk to a girl.
    3. You are a guy wanting to talk to a guy.
    4. You are a horny guy wanting to talk to a girl.
    5. you are a horny guy wanting to talk to a guy.


    6. You are a girl wanting to talk.
    7. You are a girl wanting to talk to a guy.
    8. You are a girl wanting to talk to a girl.
    9. You are a horny girl wanting to talk to a guy.
    10. you are a horny girl wanting to talk to a girl.

    You: Wow.

    You: 11.

    Stranger: theres no 11

    You: Im an Angry Dinosaur here to eat your face and shove your foot up your whole for waste disposal.

    You: RAWR


    Stranger: ha-ha

    You: IM A VELOCIRAPTOR BITCH

    You: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRR


    Stranger: i think youre a weird little boy :)

    You: *munch*

    You: WHO SAID IM LITTLE?

    Stranger: my little bro likes dinosaurs.

    You: WHO SAID? IM A BOY?

    Stranger: i can see you, you know?!

    You: ARE YOU A SPY? CAN YOU SEE ME? YOU STALKER? YOU....You.... CHILD MOLESTOR!


    You: you like playing with dinosaurs.

    You: but in a different way.

    You: because your a pervert.

    Stranger: HA HA

    Stranger: ok

    Stranger: >I< am the perv.

    You: Exactly.

    Stranger: are you crazy?

    Stranger: youre nnuts

    You: Your a pervert and im a Velociraport.

    Stranger: you dont know what youre talking.

    You: Velociraptor.

    Stranger: yeah sure

    You: I will tear off your limbs and feed them to my brethren

    Stranger: am i being punked?

    You: I ecscaped from Jurrasic Park, there is some crazy shit going on there.

    Stranger: wheres ashton? didnt this show end?

    Stranger: so youre a spielberg fan.

    You: Yes, I'ma a fan of his, his characters tasted great when i teared them limb by limb, tearing tissue by tissue as i shoved them into my digestive system and then shit them out.

    You: Good Protein.

    Stranger: gross
     
  11. #111 i horizontal, Mar 28, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 28, 2010
    I have one:

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hey
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl ? please
    You: Age: 16, Location: Canada, and for the Sex: before or after the surgery?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    EDIT: Used a bit from xOmegax

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hey there. To make it simple, choose one of those:

    1. You are a guy wanting to talk.
    2. You are a guy wanting to talk to a girl.
    3. You are a guy wanting to talk to a guy.
    4. You are a horny guy wanting to talk to a girl.
    5. you are a horny guy wanting to talk to a guy.


    6. You are a girl wanting to talk.
    7. You are a girl wanting to talk to a guy.
    8. You are a girl wanting to talk to a girl.
    9. You are a horny girl wanting to talk to a guy.
    10. you are a horny girl wanting to talk to a girl.
    Stranger: 2
    You: k.
    You: i can do that.
    You: see, being a hermaphrodite and having bipolar disorder, I can be every option on the list!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  12. #112 DirtyPete, Apr 1, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Apr 1, 2010
    Stranger: ok, heres the game, u ask me questions, and i answer truthfully til i get bored. u in?

    You: you ever blow a donkey

    Stranger: no

    You: you ever want to?

    Stranger: nope

    You have disconnected.



    Stranger: hey#
    You: Did you know that Jurassic Park really happened?
    Stranger: honestly?
    You: Yea man, but there's a conspiracy to cover it up
    You: Michael Crighton was close to the truth
    You: but then they killed him
    Stranger: :p dude thats . . terrible
    You: That's what my girlfriend said when I came in her mouth.
    Stranger: lol good one
    You: now you go
    Stranger: i go where?##
    You: say something interesting you boring cunt
    Stranger: fuck me
    Stranger: i was gunna
    You: but then you realized you had nothing of interest to contemplate let alone discuss
    Stranger: pritty much im bored as fuck a
    Stranger: so i spnd my sad life on this shit whole
    You: Have you ever jerked off a dog?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: you?
    You: good
    You: no
    You: why would you even ask that
    You: you fucking weirdo
    Stranger: lol
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Stranger: Hello
    You: my semen dried to the tip of my penis and now my urine comes out crooked
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    You: hi
    Stranger: lookin for a cowgirl who loves ridin big cocks?
    You: no
    You: looking for a cow
    You: that likes riding big cocks
     
  13. Stranger: hey
    You: hey
    Stranger: what's up?
    You: noithin really, just chillen, just smoked some cheechhh: )
    You: you?
    Stranger: cheeech ?
    Stranger: weed?
    You: yea brah
    Stranger: noice.
    Stranger: care to share?
    You: that would be splendid!
    Stranger: hahaha
    Stranger: yesssssssssss
    You: sikcnesssss!
    Stranger: mhmm. so asll?
    You: 51/m/las vegas
    Stranger: damn
    You: you?]
    Stranger: flip those numbers and you have me
    Stranger: m
    Stranger: pennsylvania
    You: yikes
    Stranger: yeahh
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Im not actually 51 haha
     
  14. Stranger: hey im alexa, wanna play schoolgirl and teacher? i'll be the schoolgirl ;p


    You: where do babies come from?


    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  15. You: Hi

    Stranger: are you a penis

    You: I have one, but I am not one.

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  16. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: thizz or die

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  17. some people are soo fucking rude!!!

    You: i have a fucking dick

    You: bitch

    You: asl

    You: *****

    You: yea

    You: i fucking went ther

    You: e

    You: beaner

    You: i ate a bean burriot

    Stranger: my mommy doesnt know im on her computer

    You: burrito

    You: and i farted my ass

    You: OFF

    You: on an airplane

    You: i dnt give a shit about your mom

    You: she sucked my dick

    You: and she was bad at it

    You: tsktsk

    You: only YOUR mom would be bad at a BJ

    Stranger: feel better now?

    You: nope

    Stranger: good

    You: not after your mom

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    i was the rude one :/
     
  18. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: want my wet pussy?

    Stranger: no

    You: well fuck you

    You: id want my wet pussy

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    well fuck my life
     
  19. You: show me your pussy

    Stranger: wtf lol

    You: i wanna see it

    You: *****

    You: im so fucking hard

    Stranger: ....................../´¯/)
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    Stranger: :D


    You: wanna stick that in your pussy?

    You: i would

    Stranger: im a guy

    You: so is that a yes>

    You: ?


    Stranger: o yea

    You: fuck YEA

    Stranger: come rape me baby penis

    You: take a pic

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    GELY?
     
  20. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: horny chick here!

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    how fucking rude
     

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