You: whaddup bro Stranger: not your brother Stranger: and not much to tell.. damn hot here You: oh yeah where you at? Stranger: I'm from Argentina Stranger: you? You: Oh that's pretty sweet, Boston, MA You: USA baby. Stranger: what's your name? You: Jordan Stranger: is that a f or a m name? You: male Stranger: mine is Gabriel Stranger: that name is used for both f and m? You: um yeah i guess so Stranger: I knew a girl from us called jordan You: thats cool man. Stranger: how old are you? You: 19 Your conversational partner has disconnected. Hahah i think it's pretty funny how he ended it after I said I was 19.
Here is one I thought was interesting LOL: Stranger: hey You: hey mann Stranger: asl ? You: dude fuck that im just high Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey You: do you have giant bum hole? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heyyy a/s/l You: what the fuck? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: rawr Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: 18 m uk You: you? Your conversational partner has disconnected. ^THIS IS OMEGLE
You: rawr Stranger: well hello to you too Stranger: gr. You: do you like watches? Stranger: um Stranger: is this a dirty riddle Stranger: ? Stranger: cus if so . You: no. It's just an ice breaker Stranger: don't finish. Stranger: okay Stranger: then Stranger: its not a very good one Ok, i take it back, that was a worthwhile waste of time. I put nothing in, and got an amusing reaction.
this is what i did today Stranger: cyber You: ok Stranger: roles u pcik You: i want to be a ninja Stranger: i wana be a slave You: ok, so im lurking in the shadows because im a ninja and im going to rescue you Stranger: im tied down to a pole Stranger: im les You: yes i see you, you are half naked, with your boobs showing You: im getting close from behind, i grab one of your boobs by mistake You: i get excited Stranger: i scream You: i want to free you Stranger: im cry im sacred You: i see you are chained to the pole You: i cut both your arms with my blade, thats the only way to free you Stranger: i stand up and hug u You: so i grab you by the legs and drag you to rescue you You: you have no arms You: remember dont lose character Stranger: ok You: i accidantaly hit you with a rock while draggin your body trought the woods You: we got on a tiger to escape faster You: but you fall You: tiger starts eating you and i say, bad tiger bad ! leave girl alone Stranger: r u gona fuck my pusy or wat You: now you dont have legs Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: age Stranger: m or f Stranger: hi You: son of a bitch You: who is this Stranger: who is this.... who r u You: i am me and so are they You: 420? Stranger: u m or f Stranger: or u a IT You: i prefer female males dont get you as hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey You: How are ya You? You: Wait, I mean Stranger. You: Type Dammnit. Stranger: Hey there. To make it simple, choose one of those: 1. You are a guy wanting to talk. 2. You are a guy wanting to talk to a girl. 3. You are a guy wanting to talk to a guy. 4. You are a horny guy wanting to talk to a girl. 5. you are a horny guy wanting to talk to a guy. 6. You are a girl wanting to talk. 7. You are a girl wanting to talk to a guy. 8. You are a girl wanting to talk to a girl. 9. You are a horny girl wanting to talk to a guy. 10. you are a horny girl wanting to talk to a girl. You: Wow. You: 11. Stranger: theres no 11 You: Im an Angry Dinosaur here to eat your face and shove your foot up your whole for waste disposal. You: RAWR Stranger: ha-ha You: IM A VELOCIRAPTOR BITCH You: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRR Stranger: i think youre a weird little boy You: *munch* You: WHO SAID IM LITTLE? Stranger: my little bro likes dinosaurs. You: WHO SAID? IM A BOY? Stranger: i can see you, you know?! You: ARE YOU A SPY? CAN YOU SEE ME? YOU STALKER? YOU....You.... CHILD MOLESTOR! You: you like playing with dinosaurs. You: but in a different way. You: because your a pervert. Stranger: HA HA Stranger: ok Stranger: >I< am the perv. You: Exactly. Stranger: are you crazy? Stranger: youre nnuts You: Your a pervert and im a Velociraport. Stranger: you dont know what youre talking. You: Velociraptor. Stranger: yeah sure You: I will tear off your limbs and feed them to my brethren Stranger: am i being punked? You: I ecscaped from Jurrasic Park, there is some crazy shit going on there. Stranger: wheres ashton? didnt this show end? Stranger: so youre a spielberg fan. You: Yes, I'ma a fan of his, his characters tasted great when i teared them limb by limb, tearing tissue by tissue as i shoved them into my digestive system and then shit them out. You: Good Protein. Stranger: gross
I have one: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hi Stranger: asl ? please You: Age: 16, Location: Canada, and for the Sex: before or after the surgery? Your conversational partner has disconnected. EDIT: Used a bit from xOmegax You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey there. To make it simple, choose one of those: 1. You are a guy wanting to talk. 2. You are a guy wanting to talk to a girl. 3. You are a guy wanting to talk to a guy. 4. You are a horny guy wanting to talk to a girl. 5. you are a horny guy wanting to talk to a guy. 6. You are a girl wanting to talk. 7. You are a girl wanting to talk to a guy. 8. You are a girl wanting to talk to a girl. 9. You are a horny girl wanting to talk to a guy. 10. you are a horny girl wanting to talk to a girl. Stranger: 2 You: k. You: i can do that. You: see, being a hermaphrodite and having bipolar disorder, I can be every option on the list! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: ok, heres the game, u ask me questions, and i answer truthfully til i get bored. u in? You: you ever blow a donkey Stranger: no You: you ever want to? Stranger: nope You have disconnected. Stranger: hey# You: Did you know that Jurassic Park really happened? Stranger: honestly? You: Yea man, but there's a conspiracy to cover it up You: Michael Crighton was close to the truth You: but then they killed him Stranger: dude thats . . terrible You: That's what my girlfriend said when I came in her mouth. Stranger: lol good one You: now you go Stranger: i go where?## You: say something interesting you boring cunt Stranger: fuck me Stranger: i was gunna You: but then you realized you had nothing of interest to contemplate let alone discuss Stranger: pritty much im bored as fuck a Stranger: so i spnd my sad life on this shit whole You: Have you ever jerked off a dog? Stranger: no Stranger: you? You: good You: no You: why would you even ask that You: you fucking weirdo Stranger: lol Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: Hello You: my semen dried to the tip of my penis and now my urine comes out crooked Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: hi Stranger: lookin for a cowgirl who loves ridin big cocks? You: no You: looking for a cow You: that likes riding big cocks
Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: what's up? You: noithin really, just chillen, just smoked some cheechhh: ) You: you? Stranger: cheeech ? Stranger: weed? You: yea brah Stranger: noice. Stranger: care to share? You: that would be splendid! Stranger: hahaha Stranger: yesssssssssss You: sikcnesssss! Stranger: mhmm. so asll? You: 51/m/las vegas Stranger: damn You: you?] Stranger: flip those numbers and you have me Stranger: m Stranger: pennsylvania You: yikes Stranger: yeahh Your conversational partner has disconnected. Im not actually 51 haha
Stranger: hey im alexa, wanna play schoolgirl and teacher? i'll be the schoolgirl ;p You: where do babies come from? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hi Stranger: are you a penis You: I have one, but I am not one. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: thizz or die Your conversational partner has disconnected.
some people are soo fucking rude!!! You: i have a fucking dick You: bitch You: asl You: ***** You: yea You: i fucking went ther You: e You: beaner You: i ate a bean burriot Stranger: my mommy doesnt know im on her computer You: burrito You: and i farted my ass You: OFF You: on an airplane You: i dnt give a shit about your mom You: she sucked my dick You: and she was bad at it You: tsktsk You: only YOUR mom would be bad at a BJ Stranger: feel better now? You: nope Stranger: good You: not after your mom Your conversational partner has disconnected. i was the rude one :/
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: want my wet pussy? Stranger: no You: well fuck you You: id want my wet pussy Your conversational partner has disconnected. well fuck my life
You: show me your pussy Stranger: wtf lol You: i wanna see it You: ***** You: im so fucking hard Stranger: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... Stranger: You: wanna stick that in your pussy? You: i would Stranger: im a guy You: so is that a yes> You: ? Stranger: o yea You: fuck YEA Stranger: come rape me baby penis You: take a pic Your conversational partner has disconnected. GELY?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: horny chick here! Your conversational partner has disconnected. how fucking rude