Funny Omegle chat.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by UNLEASHED, Jun 17, 2009.

  1. Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: hi sexy

    Stranger: f?

    You: yes

    Stranger: age?

    You: 17

    You: you?

    Stranger: from

    Stranger: 22

    You: new york

    You: where u at honey

    Stranger: home u

    You: where is home

    Stranger: florida

    You: how hot

    Stranger: lay onur bed

    You: im laying on my couch right now

    Stranger: k what u have on

    You: a white t-shirt on and some bootie shorts

    You: want me to take it off?

    Stranger: just ur shorts

    Stranger: ok

    You: alright, they are coming off

    Stranger: k

    Stranger: panties on?

    You: not today

    Stranger: good

    Stranger: pussy all wett?

    You: oh wetter than a waterpark,

    Stranger: spread ur pussy open

    Stranger: wide

    You: it doesnt go so wide, its pretty tight

    Stranger: u a virgin

    Stranger: ?

    You: no

    You: but only one partner and he was tiny

    Stranger: oh

    You: how big are you?

    Stranger: 8 inches

    Stranger: y

    You: oh big boy

    Stranger: lol

    Stranger: u want that in ur wett pussy

    You: im dieing for it

    You: are u single?

    Stranger: yes

    Stranger: u

    You: yes

    You: just broke up with my boyfriend last week

    Stranger: yea and i got u rubbing ur pussy huh?

    You: oh yeah, baby what are you doing

    Stranger: stroken my dick 4 ur wett pussy

    Stranger: i wanna stick it in

    You: oh i need it in me, wanna suck on my titties

    Stranger: yes and lick ur wett pussy

    Stranger: all over

    Stranger: makin u horney?

    You: no faggot lol

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    I am a guy by the way.


     
  2. I can't say I have been in the same situation.
     
  3. Lol you can have some fucked up conversations on that site
     
  4. what a weird hobby.

    what is it with these guys pretending they're girls on the internet to get some sort of sexual interaction out of it?

    as i said, weird hobby.
     
  5. lol there are two types of people on that site.

    1. Crazy pedophiles trying to get off.
    2. People trying to fuck with crazy pedophiles trying to get off.
     
  6. Playing with the emotions of a lonely man who obviously doesnt get any pussy?

    Way to add insult to injury lol.
     

  7. haha that's so true, i'm 2. i love fucking with people on those chat things
     
  8. hahahahaha

    not :rolleyes:
     
  9. That, to me, that was more creepy than funny.:bolt:
     
  10. bahahahaha.
     
  11. lololol thats fucking hilarious cuz its true.
     
  12. hears a funny convo i had


    You: 420

    Stranger: hi

    You: high

    Stranger: WHAT

    Stranger: 420?

    You: you no 420

    Stranger: i dont understand

    You: blaze a fatty

    Your conversational partner has disconnected
     
  13. Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: hey

    Stranger: hii

    You: asl?

    Stranger: 14

    Stranger: holland

    Stranger: male

    You: ooohhh i like

    Stranger: you>

    You: 43/male/usa

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    lol
     
  14. I think you just made my day. XD
     
  15. The people who fake these chats are probably just as sad as the ones looking for girls over the internet.
     
  16. Stranger: hello

    You: hello

    Stranger: whre are u from?

    You: are you a younger boy looking to be anally ass raped?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  17. You: high

    Stranger: hi im f 21 you\

    Stranger: oh you are stoned

    You: male and 20 and baked

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  18. you were pretending to be a girl? i guess that's funny in itself
     
  19. Okay, i was trying to get a conversation with my friend (Jake) and to try and get each other to meet i went onto each convo saying: Jake? And this is what happened when i met a random dude named Jake.

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Jake?
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: who're you
    Stranger: how'd you know
    Stranger: my name
    You: Hahahahahaha i know all!
    Stranger: are you
    Stranger: from the future?
    You: Yes i am, you can call me stranger.
    Stranger: or wait
    Stranger: are you the devil?
    Stranger: will you grant me unearthly powers?
    Stranger: what must i do?
    Stranger: i'll do anything!
    You: Yay.
    You have disconnected.

    Turns out it was a Jake, just not the one i know.
     

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