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Funny observations

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by devilzlettuce, Mar 23, 2011.

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  1. #1 devilzlettuce, Mar 23, 2011
    When I'm high I usually mAke some crazy observations and wanted to kno what are some of your funniest observations
    Earlier today I was playing black ops and I shot the wall one time and realized the hole in the wall looked an awful like my dogs asshole
     
  2. #2 scottytokepotty, Mar 23, 2011
    Here's my favorite one.

    I was in the middle of a slightly gossipy conversation (college, whaddayawant?)
    And I was putting things together and figuring somebody out. Like how he uses people for his own interests

    Anyway, I came up with this phrase, see.

    I said

    Well, you have an honesty gun, and now you have a clip full of truth. So now, you can shoot people with the truth with your honesty gun, BECaUSE NOW YOU GOT THE KNOWLEDGE TO SPREAD, NIG!

    And then I ate some gummi bears and shit.
     
  3. #3 Sheet, Mar 23, 2011
    I've realized how loud some people breathe.... and it really bothers me when I'm high. No offense to you loud breathers out there. hahaha.
     
  4. #4 scottytokepotty, Mar 23, 2011

    Fantastic book (the entire trilogy), and a terrific movie, if I do say so myself.
     
  5. #5 scottytokepotty, Mar 23, 2011
    Yo I totally forgot this one.

    Ok.

    Why is roast beef called roast beef? Roast is not the right tense for the name. Roasted beef would be proper. The beef isn't roast, it's roasted.

    You roast the beef. The beef is roasting. The beef has finished it's roast. The beef is roasted.
     
  6. #6 ShockeD, Mar 23, 2011
    Why do you park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?

    Why are apartments together?
     
  7. #7 Led Zepp, Mar 23, 2011
    The sky isn't blue. Black people aren't black. White people aren't white.
     
  8. #8 ShockeD, Mar 23, 2011
    False, I know some really BLACK people.
     
  9. #9 Poobrick, Mar 23, 2011
    Yet you have Ice Cube in an ice cube tray. Talk about irony...:p:smoke:
     
  10. #10 Led Zepp, Mar 23, 2011
    Yet he is clearly brown.

    Talk about reverse irony.
     
  11. #11 devilzlettuce, Mar 25, 2011
    if you leave your house and for some reason porn turns itself on your computer and your speakers are on but nobody's home does it make a sound?
     
  12. #12 IN33dW33D, Mar 25, 2011
    i like to look at trees and think about if id never seen one before, i think itd look like a giant huge fungus of sorts, very interesting stuff to ponder apon whist high.
     
  13. #13 devilzlettuce, Mar 25, 2011
    The snozzberries really do taste like snozzberries
     
  14. #14 Herbalistxx, Mar 25, 2011
    I was at my friends getting baked and I noticed his little Christmas tree and I wondered how it was made (it was fake) and then I went on for about 20 minutes talking about how unemployed midgets are forced to work in a little basement making Christmas trees all year. XD Funny thing is I was convinced I was right.
     
  15. #15 JesusZute, Apr 6, 2011

    I love it when you manage to convince yourself that your made up story is true LMAO
     
  16. #16 NeverOddOrEven., Apr 6, 2011
    do it all the time.

    lol
    not really convince but go really far with it yeah
     
  17. #17 Major Paynee, Apr 6, 2011
    One time I observed that there was something to observe, but then the observation became clear, there was nothing to observe, so I thought it was funny that I observed it in the first place.
     
  18. #18 devilzlettuce, Apr 18, 2011
    some people have twin Glock's but I wonder if there's people out there with twin cocks to fuck 2 girls at once
     
  19. #19 KingDank, Apr 18, 2011
    if water is clear, why is the ocean blue?
     
  20. #20 BakedBuffalo, Apr 18, 2011
    One time a few friends and I were blazing behind my friends pool and half way through the session I turn around and I see a plant. So I said: "Was this plant always here!?" (We were pretty baked..) and we were convinced that plant was not there when we started the session, lol. :smoke:
     
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