My best friend and I were talking about some of his better quotes when I first got him to smoke this summer. I bet people have some good ones. My favorite(that I can recall) was: "I like the winter, it's nice and warm" If I lived in Florida or Cali this might make sense, but check out my location.
"ok, ok, (gasp), (gasp), I'm all done laughing now".,"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahaha".
I hear that quote from time to time and its a good one. Being high when its cold really does make the weather warm! Driving around a randomg neighborhood stoned "dude its a fucking coldasac" or "look how close the moon looks" and my favorite "Rick man it took you like 8 lights to light your cigarette".... "Rick: I know man shit its the filter!"
"Damn man, you sure a skunk didn't shit this nug out?" - That was in responce for my homies homegrown "Skunk #1" strain gave me an ounce free (he grows alot) and well IDK i brought it to my homies house and thats what he said after sniffin the bag. haha
Friend: "Ok, ok. Serious face." Me: (snicker for a bit and start cracking up) Friend:"Serious face" Me: (cracking up) Friend:"Come on, dude. Serious face" Me: (laughing to tears) You'd had to have been there.
hahaha I have sooo many but I can only think of 1 or 2 right now... I got a certain friend that is so funny when he gets stoned. We were about to pick up a sack and my friend goes "homie take me to the cash so i can get some bank"