The greatest Country-Western song titles of all time! * Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed * Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye * Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure * I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life * I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling * I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart. * I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You * I Wanna Whip Your Cow * I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck * I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy * I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line * If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You * If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will * Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) * My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart * My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him * Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill * She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft * She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart * Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone * They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out * When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In * You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too * You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat * You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
But you forgot, "How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life".