Funny Country-Western Song Titles!

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by cowboysaxman, Jun 11, 2002.

  1. The greatest Country-Western song titles of all time!

    * Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
    * Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
    * Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
    * I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
    * I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
    * I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
    * I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
    * I Wanna Whip Your Cow
    * I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck
    * I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal
    * I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In
    Your Welfare Line
    * If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
    * If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else
    Who Will
    * Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
    * My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear
    John Was Breaking
    My Heart
    * My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
    * Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
    * She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
    * She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
    * Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
    * They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face
    From Breakin' Out
    * When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're
    Walking In
    * You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
    * You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
    * You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

    :D :D
  2. I'm losing my mind, one Oz. at a time
  3. Good one BPP, ^5! :D
  4. But you forgot, "How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life".
  5. LMAO0!!!!!!!!!

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