well im mad high so this might not be funny to you but i wanna share a conversation i just had walked up the stairs dad : "why are your eyes red?" Me: "my eyes are always red dad u know that" dad: "uh huh" love my dad lol
Couldn't you have added this to the thread "funny stoned conversations with parents"? It's quite popular.
He forgot to add in the conversation with mom shortly after: mom- hey, did you eat anything for dinner? DamnitfeelsGood- i always eat something for dinner mom- ok
Hah....or maybe Dad-Hows the gravy? Damitfeelsgood- Better because I just smoked some green crack. Dad- What ...... I understand weed, but crack!?.......SMACK (to the face) Damnitfeelsgood- (Pissed by being smacked).....NO DAD, IT'S WEED, I SMOKED WEED!!! Mom- (overhears).....WHAT?!!! YOU SMOKE WEED?!!!......SMACK