A woman finds out her husband is cheating on her, so she cuts his dick off and throws it out the window; A kid sees it land on the ground and thinks it's a twinkie, so he picks it up. Then, the guy runs out of his house, looks around and spots the kid, so he approaches him and says "hey kid I need that, I'll give you 200 bucks for it". The kid accepts the deal and when he gets home his mom wants to know where he got $200 dollars, so he tells her "I found a twinkie and then some guy offered me the money. But the jokes on him because I sucked out the cream filling first".