funny ass fb convo with friend

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by nojstradamus, Aug 2, 2010.

  1. me and my boy always talk to each other on fb chat stoned as fuck and was a convo we JUST had:

    Friend:
    i just want a cigarette
    the lark's ascending
    ME:


    i would oblige if u lived closer


    Frined:

    i know
    good sir
    you get drunk tonight?
    ME:


    and pretty stoned
    i just went through the biggest ordeal of my life to get there too
    Friend:


    as long as you think you will still be able to wake up in the morning
    haha what happened
    ME:


    i gotta do shit at like 9 anywayzzz
    Friend:


    lol
    ME:


    after i got back from gmans i decided to do something i haven't done since soph year in hs
    smoke on my gazeebo

    Friend:

    annnnd
    ME:


    i tried an assortment of different things in my backyard but to no avail
    i feared it woudn;t come to pass...
    so i went inside and microwaved a burrito
    then i saw the ladder in our recently rejuvinated sunroom
    Friend:

    uh oh
    ME:

    i came to the conclusion i could move it without awakening any authority figures
    Friend:

    oh shiiiit
    ME:

    so i moved all the rubish from my path and preceded to make the move
    i get to the patio when i see some fucking animal scurry across the patio floor

    Friend:

    hahahha
    ME:

    i almost screamed but i held most of it in and made a crying whimpering sound
    Friend:

    HAHAHAHAHA

    ME:

    but i still made it to the gazebo, loaded a bowl and turned on plastic beach
    enjoyed the halved moon

    Friend:

    very nice

    ME:

    i wish u were there to join me
    Friend:

    as do i
     
  2. sounds like some homo shit
     
  3. fruitcake. jkjk. funny convo. u sure have somw good vocab
     
  4. i just ate some publix fruit at the bottom yogurt for the first time in a long time, and let me tell you something. this is some good shit
     
  5. I ate a burrito yesterday.

    I was stoned.

    It was magnificent.
     
  6. last night I had a chimichonga and a half. I was too full to finish the other half.
     
  7. yeah mexican food can be quite filling
     
  8. but very vengeful as well
     
  9. Yeah but not as bad as cheese steaks. Jesus.
     
  10. philly cheese steak the golden munchy of philly :smoke:
     
  11. late night taco bell after going on l rides is the best
     
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