me and my boy always talk to each other on fb chat stoned as fuck and was a convo we JUST had: Friend: i just want a cigarette the lark's ascending ME: i would oblige if u lived closer Frined: i know good sir you get drunk tonight? ME: and pretty stoned i just went through the biggest ordeal of my life to get there too Friend: as long as you think you will still be able to wake up in the morning haha what happened ME: i gotta do shit at like 9 anywayzzz Friend: lol ME: after i got back from gmans i decided to do something i haven't done since soph year in hs smoke on my gazeebo Friend: annnnd ME: i tried an assortment of different things in my backyard but to no avail i feared it woudn;t come to pass... so i went inside and microwaved a burrito then i saw the ladder in our recently rejuvinated sunroom Friend: uh oh ME: i came to the conclusion i could move it without awakening any authority figures Friend: oh shiiiit ME: so i moved all the rubish from my path and preceded to make the move i get to the patio when i see some fucking animal scurry across the patio floor Friend: hahahha ME: i almost screamed but i held most of it in and made a crying whimpering sound Friend: HAHAHAHAHA ME: but i still made it to the gazebo, loaded a bowl and turned on plastic beach enjoyed the halved moon Friend: very nice ME: i wish u were there to join me Friend: as do i
i just ate some publix fruit at the bottom yogurt for the first time in a long time, and let me tell you something. this is some good shit