Funniest ad ever

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by SlightlyToasted, Dec 9, 2011.

  1. So Im visiting family in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and I walk into the only gas station and an ad on the bulletin board catches my eye. Nestled between an ad trying to sell "lightly used lingerie" and another stating "Lost: Small cockatoo!", I saw this...
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    David Zola happens to be the only cop in this tiny town. He had his sidearm privileges taken away after discharging it in the air to get someones attention. He was also recently assaulted by a crazed meth head after he tazed her.

    And yes, this is 100% real hahaha
     
  2. That is too funny, brah!
     
  3. LOL i had a pipe like that when i was like 15.. it fucking sucked
     
  4. haha that notice looks like it was written by a five year old
     
  5. Have a merry christmas... TO ALL.
     
  6. Seems like he had trouble spelling Christmas
     
  7. Someones gonna have a pretty sober holiday
     

  8. They will find a way. Crackheads always find a way. Stealing is the usual method though.
     
  9. that does NOT look like a crack pipe :confused:
     
  10. [quote name='"Zr-01stamg"']that does NOT look like a crack pipe :confused:[/quote]

    That's what I'm saying. Poor cop doesn't know that he's after a high school stoner who forgot his pipe, not a crackhead. Hahaha
     

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