Full Moon Weekend!

I'm a tired Poppa Puff..............

Full Moon, finally caught up with me........

Had a fun time but am ready to homestead for a month.........

Didn't watch TV the whole holiday weekend...........

Self-imposed ban on weed, alcohol, soda, sugar, etc... but not sex!

C-ya BPP!

 

I will never tell my wife to put her bloomers on, spend too much time trying to get them off.

I've come to the realization that I may be a werewolf. it seems every full moon I have a hard time sleeping, get the most weird wacked out ideas(even for me they seem weird), and party /or work way too hard. Its got to be the damn moon that drives me crazy I believe.

I did run my two mile race this weekend. With my time I would have won my division if I was a 53 year old women, but since I'm a mid 30's male so I finished well out of the money. But at least I know I can run in a two mile 'mountain' race and finish. And I didn't stop to walk one time, bad hurting knee included.

 

I came up with what I thought was agreat idea this weekend and told my wife. bad news. She looked at me like I was crazy. I thought that our house would make a great stoner bed-n-breakfast. I could advertise to all those geeky stoners in Atlanta, that for a few (well really a lot) of money, they could stay at my farm for a weekend and have breakfast, a bed, and plenty of smoking materials supplied, AND have the pleasure of my entertainment. I thought $500 a person for 2 nights and 3 days of non-stop smoking and me making a complete fool of myself was a fantastic money-making idea.

My wife said that with my new long wacked-out hair and these zany ideas, I remind her of Kramer from "Seinfeld"
































Ok, now laugh at me all you want !

 

My target crowd was not your average stoner but these new-age hippie wannabee's who drive the giant SUVs and have all got high paying jobs in the high tech sector. For regular old time O.F.F.F. stoners the price drops down pretty good. But for the yuppies, if they don't see a high $ value, they think it must not be worth a damn. Hell these are the same people who pay $10 for a six-pack of imported beer and $25 a plate at Outback Steakhouse. Why can't they shell out some big bucks for 2 nights lodging and a couple of oz's of hydro?

Momma said she wasn't getting up early on a weekend to fix breakfast and clean-up after a bunch of snobby, geeky yuppies. $500 wasn't enough for her to take it on.

 

They may be gone but I've seen way too many Suburbans, Expeditions, mercedes, beamers, mini vans, etc with Georgia tags headed to the beach and passing me everyday. All the yuppie hang-outs (Barnes and Noble, Starbuck, Rave motion pictures, Blockbusters, Outback, mall, The Gap, etc) are still packed. Not to mention those cookie cutter neighborhoods where everyhouse looks just like the one beside it and they have the perfect manicured lawns. Somebody still has got the money, and if they are silly enough to waste it on $35000 vehicles, they will be silly enough to pay an inflated price for a weekend.

But Momma Kramer has stopped this idea dead in its tracks, so its off to another idea I'm working on, like some new on-line chatroom games. I got a couple of those floating in my head and need to perfect them before bringing them out. I think we want something more interesting than the 3 word story games.

 

I found out about Smokies "Burning Bush" and no it wasn't God or elves or anything that remote.

Look under his thread and try to follow my links to the answer.

"Dripping fireballs", about halfway right

"Firefly balls dripping..." correct answer.