Fuckshacked

My next-door neighbor's car got a flat tire, and the spare was flat too.
He works at a pot farm on a Native American Indian reservation about 70 miles out of town.
There is not any kind of tire shop within 70 miles of his car.
He called a coworker to come pick him up and was forced into leaving his car alongside the road on the reservation.
I guess this is the 3rd most violent reservation in the US.
Not sure but I heard the Indian colony had issues with the BIA Bural of Indian affairs ( federal Indian police )
And I guess kicked the BIA police off the reservation because they shot a young unarmed girl a few months prior to his car breaking down.
On the reservation basically there is no law enforcement and no laws .
Pretty close to the wild west stuff.

His car is a 1984 Ford LTD just like the car in the first Men in black movie .
He ended up leaving the car there for two or three nights or one night to many .

Guessing two people broke into his car, took the spare change out the ash tray and fucked in the front seat.
Leaving the used condom hanging from his rear view mirror mounted on the inside of the windshield.

I asked him if they did anything else to his car, he said no it all seems ok.
Smart ass me then says ,, Hey did you check the shocks

 

Think I will buy this sticker and put it on his car.
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Well, his car got lucky

 

Unless your allergic to Latex

 

You got me thinking .
There are only about three different family names on this reservation.
And none of these families get along with the others.

My guess it was a relative .