It's suprisingly hard to fuck someone you don't know. What if I get nervous and can't get it up and waste my hard earned $$.
[quote name='"Metridixal"']It's suprisingly hard to fuck someone you don't know. What if I get nervous and can't get it up and waste my hard earned $$.[/quote] I thought you were gettin Viagra?
You're going Yolo boarding with a prostitute? Okay... This will be her sexual position on said Yolo Board. Stiff as a board.
Not from experience, but from someone I know who took it and apparently lasted 2 hours. Just saying, 30 mins might be a little ambitious. I've had that experience with something other than viagra, and it got to the point where it was kind of ridiculous that I hadn't nutted and the girl was too sore to continue. Maybe try taking like 1/4 of a viagra..
Dude, you're a youngin....you shouldn't be having boner issues if you're healthy. You say you have no morals about sex, yet you lose your erection from being nervous? Then yes, you have moral issues about sex. If you can't get Viagra, you could always try a nitric oxide booster from like GNC or whatever.
I've thought about this. I guess one thing that you can do is ask if she does massages. Or find another prostitute who can/will. I mean it kind of breaks the ice. Plus it's apparently natural to pop a boner during a legitimate massage, so that right there should tell you something. There's also a nuru massage place somewhere in Canada... I'd suggest you look into that if you don't know what that is. EDIT: Plus a good prostitute will talk with you to calm you down and excite you. Probably both at the same time. If anything, you should be worried about jizzing too soon.
[quote name='"Metridixal"']Going to bang the first one. Is it weird that you just decided who I'm gonna bang over a GC thread LOL. Oh well I'm a happy camper. I'm still trying to work up the balls to phone. Someone encourage me.[/quote] Lol glad I could help. She looks like a much better fuck
I reckon I'd lose my boner if I knew it was a prostitute. I have no idea why anyone would force their body to perform for a prostitute, and I definitely have morals about sex.
I'd lose my boner too, but that's mainly because I think prostitutes are nasty. I'd never solicit one myself, but that's neither here nor there. I'm somewhat old fashioned when it comes to sex: I want the other person to mean something to me. But OP said he has no morals about sex...so he should be able to pop a boner at anytime and do the deed. After all, it's just sex, right?
[quote name='"Neurosis"'] Maybe he meant her thigh weighed 100 pounds. [/quote] Ewww is that a different pic of her ?? No wonder she doesn't post a full body shot [/QUOTE]
[quote name='"HBGBUB"']Any of them are hotter than that chick[/quote] The one in blue ..... Both of those have fake pics in theyre ad
[quote name='"Metridixal"']Going to bang the first one. Is it weird that you just decided who I'm gonna bang over a GC thread LOL. Oh well I'm a happy camper. I'm still trying to work up the balls to phone. Someone encourage me.[/quote] The first pic isn't of her ....... The second and third pic is of a black girl not the pretty girl in the first pic ....... Bait and switch ...... Naw it's thinks it's rather awesome that we're choosing how you will become a man