Fucking a prostitute *PAGE 13/29* CONSTANT UPDATES

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  1. #1 Metridixal, Aug 2, 2012
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    Well as some of you may know or not know, prostitution is perfectly legal in Canada! We call them escorts. They are not dirty crack whore street walkers but girls that get tested and work for agencies. There is legal implications surrounding it but the prostitution itself is legal. Solicitation is not.

    Today I purchased a burner cell-phone and found an escort. She is 30 years old 4'11 and 105 lbs Brunette.

    Why am I going to bang an escort you might ask? Here is a couple reasons:

    1. I want to fuck an older woman which is tough to do.
    2. She will know how to fuck very well.
    3. I like sex.
    4. I have no morals when it comes to sex.
    5. I was fucked over by a girl recently and am sick of their bullshit.
    6. I get to fuck a 10/10 which is very hard to do.
    7. YOLO!!!!:hello::hello::hello:

    I am not a sad desperate individual. I just want easy sex with an experienced MILF. I am 21 years old. I will report back to you guys tomorrow with the filthy details. Try to convince me not to do it though. Oh yeah and its $150.

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  2. CONVINCE YOU!? hahahahaha I´m sorry but if where I lived fucking a hot MILF with no worries of the law, i´d do it everyday hahaha.
     
  3. This is not a troll thread btw. I would post pics of her but that would definitely piss her off and then she wouldn't bang me anymore. Not that I've banged her yet though.
     
  4. Just make sure she doesn't have penis
     
  5. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh use a condom.
     
  6. I'm planning on taking viagra and drinking a red bull to get the most out of my money.

    She allows multiple EJAC's too.
     
  7. Make sure you have enough money to get a STD test also, testing clean a month ago doesn't mean clean today
     
  8. so wut happen niggy
     
  9. You can't not use a condom dude. They aren't crack whores.
     
  10. Only $150 to have sex with a dime piece? Is that an houly rate or a nightly rate?

    Not to try to ruin your excitement but such a low price tag just seems a little shady to me, are you sure there isn't a catch anywhere that you might not yet be aware of?
     
  11. Why would she care if you post a picture? nobody knows her and she'd still fuck you I'm sure. Money is money.
     
  12. i LOL'd @ "YOLO"
     
  13. Yeah dude that shamwow guy got a prostitute that was near a thousand lol
     
  14. Half hour brah.

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    GONNA SMASH.
     
  15. How many nuts do you think you can bust in half an hour...? Serious question btw.

    Edit: because you don't exactly have to "perform well" you're not going to date the bitch... So how many orgasms can you bang out?
     
  16. i imagined hotter
     
  17. 2 for sure. I'm gonna try for 3. Seems unrealistic. I might go for $200 1/hr
     
  18. she is not a 10/10 in my book at least..... shes a b-
     
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